SUPER BOWL SUNDAY - Having a Home Field Advantage & noted for his unnecessary roughness; Bill O'Reilly controls the clock by spouting "Hail Mary's" as "Our Man in Motion", Barack Obama scores a Touchdown - finally throwing a Spiral! And not one butt was slapped! Whew!
OBAMA: "Bill, it's good to have you on your Program"!
O'REILLY: (under his breath) "So much for The Kickoff"!
OBAMA: "By the way; "Shellacked" in Hawaiian means "Surf's Up"!
O'REILLY: "Oh, Really"?
OBAMA: "Yes, O'Reilly"!
O'REILLY: "Tea"?
OBAMA: "No, but do you have "Shave Ice"?
O'REILLY: "You WERE born in Hawaii"!
OBAMA: "Yes, and I have it right here in my wallet"!
O'REILLY: "I bought one of those at "Spencer's Gifts" too"! I can spin your head so fast you'll think you were in "Exorcist 2"!
OBAMA: "Be my Guest; I could use some exercise"!
O'REILLY: "Did you see my last interview with (Bill) Maher on Religion? I killed"!
OBAMA: "Isn't that a Comedian's phras...
O'REILLY: (interrupting) "I'm funny - 51% of Americans think so"!
OBAMA: "You do have a point"!
OBAMA: "Bill, how do you sleep at night"?
O'REILLY: "Very well; and with a white woman too"!
OBAMA: "And SHE lets you"?
O'REILLY: (laughs) "Barry - you found "my button"!
OBAMA: "It was easy - you're not my first Kahuna FULL OF POI"!
2/7/11 Disclaimer: Just a little Monday Morning Quarterbacking; when I wrote the 1st line about "Home Field Advantage" - I thought the interview would be in Fox Studios. Otherwise; it's as accurate as you & I want it to be!
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