That's right - there's an old Yiddish expression, "If you want to make God laugh....tell him your plans!
Everybody's getting on "THE REAGAN WAGON" & Sarah Palin's not an exception! Well, except she has more "Carry-Ons"!
Are you kidding; since she came on the scene with her Vice-Presidential nod; she's been a One-Woman Publicity Hound: Photo-Opped, Tagged & Sound Bitten!
Not to mention Mother of the 2nd Best Dancer in America!
And of course Joke-Fodder for every Professional Jester & Water-Cooler Wannabe - which; whether we like it or not - has spurred her on to reach her final goal - the 2012 Prize!
Hey, Ronald Reagan was very likable; I get that. And he made fun of himself which was endearing. He played in Westerns, Easterns & smiled a Million Dollar Smile. He was "Everyman"; but every woman wanted him. And he was an Actor's Actor; that's right - he performed with a Chimp & came off Smellin' like a Rose!
Yes; Sarah's laying it on thick - "Reaganisms" to the hilt! During her recent speech at the Reagan Ranch Center for the Young America Foundation - when she pulled out "The Gipper Line"; I could swear I regurgitated in my mouth a little!
They say she invoked the Spirit of the 40th President - I think she Channeled him! To paraphrase Reagan; Sarah said,
"There are no limits to growth & human progress.....why, I just finished "People" Magazine & "The Little Engine That Could"!
And I still don't think she's very worldly - last week I heard her say,
"Hu Jintao - TEAR DOWN THIS WALL"!
She just has too much on her plate! The other day she said, "Government is not the solution to our problem; Government is.....wait a minute; put that down, Piper"!
It's not news she's not a big fan of Mrs. Obama. Sarah said, "I wish she would lay off my kid's weight - we're big boned in Alaska & Blubber is a Food Group!
And if I want a piece of cake - I shoot it"!
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