Charlie Sheen seems to have those and a lot of other names for all of us Rubberneckers! But who doesn't want to watch a Train Wreck or a 10 Car Pile-Up?
"Intervention"? Sure..."4 Porn Stars & a Hooker"! Boy, were they a lot of help:
"Where's the Bong, Charlie"? "We just ran out of Vermoof"! "Can you get Pregnant standing up"?
Well, I interviewed one of Charlie Sheen's "Beard's". You know; a person who supplies a fresh Urine sample for a guy with a "Shy Urinination" problem! ha ha
Yeah, he went all out - his Blood Testing "Switch" is through "Central Casting" - SAG Card; thank you very much.
And his Sperm Tested at "The Moonlite Bunny Ranch"! "On the House"....ask for Olga!
Well, here's the Interview I promised you:
MARILYN SANDS: "Are you from an Agency"?
WALDO HICKENLOOPER: "Yes, "P. as in Prime"!
MS: "Sounds classy; I guess you have a fancy Clientele"!
WALDO: "Well, I hate to brag but; the whole cast of "Glee"!
MS: "No"!
WALDO: "No, silly me - that was for their next Musical, "Urine Town"!
MS: "For a minute there; I was going to call "TMZ"!
MS: "I hate to be Personal but - how much liquids do you normally drink"?
WALDO: "I'm like a Camel - I'm never "Empty! It's a Gift"!
MS: "They say Urine is Sterile if you drink it; do you agree"?
WALDO: "I don't think that's what Charlie wants it for"!
MS: "May I ask how much you charge"?
WALDO: "Well, it's more than what I get at the Sperm Bank"!
MS: "Oh, you Diversify"!
WALDO: "I don't know about that; but I look at Magazines"!
MS: "Has Charlie used you before"?
WALDO: "Sure, we even coordinate what we eat every day"!
MS: "How's that workin' for ya"?
WALDO: "Well, "The "Chaim Lunch Special" is a challenge. It means "That's A Wrap"!
MS: "Oh, what's that"?
WALDO: "Fried Foreskin"!
Check Out my other Charlie Sheen Blogs:
"ONE & 1/2 MEN"..."Say Uncle", Charlie!...Scripted
& "SHEEN Shirks SHIRTS"!..."Bowling for....Bimbos"?
- To my Kids: Please forgive my Title! But things on "The Sheen-Front" are getting "Raw & Red Hot"! Even Lindsay Lohan said "WTF"!
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