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On-line Dating is hard - especially when you're in my Age-Range: "Over the Hill & Around the Block...& Looking in Dumpsters"!
Sad but true!
So instead of using my Bowling & Gambling "Crying Towel" - I'll share some of the real quotes from Men who've given me my Straight Lines:
One Guy wrote: "I like Mexican & Chinese food. I also love to be without clothes"!
I didn't know "Nude Beaches" have Catering!
Another wrote: "Sometimes a good hug is better than a good Screw"!
He must work at Home Depot!
"Looking for someone that will make my Socks go up & down"!
I thought that only happens in Cartoons!
"Being sexually pure is important. God will reward it"!
And just what "Demographic" are you going for - 14 to 14 1/2?
"I can't make love with a woman with a flat butt"!
Poor baby; did Kim Kardasian lose your number?
"My perfect date: "Two Cups of Coffee or Two Drinks"!
This guy is either an Accountant or has a "Two Orgasm Minimum"!
"I'm attracted to ladies with a Nicotine Addiction"!
Try Outside Office Buildings from 10 to 10:15!
"I was financially wiped out in the Stock Market"!
How's that Line workin' for ya?
"Luckily I'm still available"!
That's funny - you're the last person I want to wake up next to!
"My ex-wife just got remarried - so now I have a Step-husband"!
Don't be alarmed but your Family Tree has just come down with "Dutch Elm" Disease!
"My ideal match would be someone who - if they want to dance, would go out dancing and then come home & snuggle with me"!
What is it - 2 Left Feet or "Don't G.A.S"?
(A 65 year old guy, no photo, makes over $100,000, wants a woman 20-45) "Seeks Solemate with the Primary purpose of creating Progeny"!
I say - she'll need a few drinks first!
And guys, I don't care how many "Machu Picchu's" you've climbed - I don't want to be on anyone's "Bucket List"!
Check Out love@60.lol Episodes #1 & 2
And "YOU CAN'T MAKE THESE THINGS UP" On-Line Straight Lines #2 & #3
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