"Actor/Comedian/Producer Andy Dick, was caught performing a Lewd Act with a woman in the Men's Bathroom at a Club in L.A. and was also seen snorting Cocaine off a CD Cover in his car"!
The Source is quoted as saying:
"He was all over her in the Men's Bathroom - she was lifting her shirt, and he was kissing her naked breasts"!
That's not LEWD! Lewd is refusing to tip the Matron Bathroom Attendant a Dollar & instead wiping your hands on her skirt!
The last line in the "PopEater" article said:
"The Actor had previously exposed himself to guests at an Independence Day celebration last summer"!
Who wouldn't be bored on the 4th of July - year after frigin' year of Hot dogs, Hamburgers & Aunt Sadie's freakin' "Potato Salad Salmonella"!
Give him a break - you certainly were aroused by my retelling of the Bathroom Romp; nes pa?
Even Chico Marx got a Pass when he explained,
"I wasn't kissing her; I was whispering in her mouth"!
And besides - having that name gives you license!
And give Andy some credit - he changed is last name - to Dick! Career move, Bar Bet or Bragging - we'll never know!
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