Even though he's suing his TV Show for letting him go - Charlie Sheen was half-glad not to go back, "I never want to look at those silly shirts for as long as this Warlock exists in the Terrestrial Dimension"!
You know - I really liked those shirts he wore - as far as "Warlocks" et al - he lost me!
But I'm a little confused; what was the Network going for with those shirts? "
Bowling for....Bimbos"?
Not everyone can look good in a Bowling Shirt - not even Bowlers! But now, they're for the "RetroHip/Working Stiff"; not too many guys can carry that off!
But Charlie is the kind of guy who can wear anything & make himself look sober; because he can Will it with his mind!
And Charlie never seems to sweat in those shirts like all my other wet Dates: Geez, how many "High Five's" does a guy have to get for the 1st "Spare" of the evening?
"Did you see it, did you see it"?
"Yes, I saw that & the 3 "Gutter-balls" you threw before that"!
But I digress. Enough about me!
Not too many people know that on top of Charlie's "Golden Goose Nest Egg" - he has his name on a line of Shirts on the "Bowling Concepts" website. It says proudly:
"Love him or hate him, one thing we can all agree on is this: Charlie's got Style"!
Yeah, 67 Bowling Shirts to choose from with names to go with them:
"The Face Melt", "The Tiger Blood", "The Wedge", "The Golden Sombrero", "The Adonis", "The 7 Gram Rocks" - and I kid you not; "The Naughty Girl" - photos imbedded in the Bowling Shirt of women in....at least 68 Positions!
Well, that end part; I made up! ha ha
Here's some more that Charlie's worn on "Two and a Half Men" that you might recognize:
I know Guys...."What Shirt"?
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