Take my last Blog.....Please!
You know, the one Titled:
"THE HIGHER A MONKEY CLIMBS - THE MORE HE SHOWS HIS TAIL"!
So, it wasn't about Monkeys or "Getting some Tail" - it was a Metaphor. Shakespeare was full of it!
It's actually Latin for: "To make it even harder to understand"!
You know the meaning of this Proverb; "The further an unsuitable person is promoted, the more obvious his inadequacies becomes".
I like it much better than the Sister-Analogy: "The Peter Principle" - but then I'd have to make fun of another appendage and besides; my Take is way more visual!
Case in point; take "The Newt" - who thinks he has a chance to be President.
Yeah, President of: "I like to get Laid - while my wife is Laid-up"!
And so not to be Partisan;
"The Edwards" - President of: "I like to pick out my next wife before the other croaks"!
"My 1st Mistake" when writing that Blog was I Tagged it as:
"Animals" & "Nudism".
Oh, there isn't a Tag for that? Well, there should be!
"My 2nd Mistake" was embedding this Photo:
When I should've taken the High Road:
Computer Class at: "Monkey See, Monkey Do U"
And "My Last Mistake" was not going with a Musical Theme - you know cracking wise about....say, "Aerosmith" Rock Star, Singer Steven Tyler judging "American Idol":
Oh, what do I call "Blog Bombing"?
What do you call - 3 Hits & A Banana?
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