Foregoing attending the annual Gridiron Club Dinner the first 2 years of his presidency; Barack Obama showed up at Saturday night's soiree with a juicy admission!
"Her passion for recent Middle East regime change makes it hard to sleep with Hillary out on Pennsylvania Avenue shouting & throwing rocks"!
Now I'm wondering why he chose this time to admit "it's hard to sleep with Hillary"?
Have you noticed she looks so radiant these days; long luxurious hair, a Personal Trainer & a skip in her step?
Am I the only one who noticed she was all over "The Julian Assange Deal"? Duh; she didn't want their rendezvous to be another WikiLeak!
Luckily you have me to report the going's on - as this Black Tie Event always bars TV Coverage & no Photographers - not that they have anything to hide; but their wives think they're out Bowling!
Obviously, Michelle Obama is following other First Ladies by just looking away. For God's sake; George & Martha Washington had an Open Marriage - after sex; they talked about the people they just fantasized about!
John Boehner wasn't there, but I heard he said, "Democrats make strange Bedfellows", as he wiped his nose on his sleeve.
He doesn't have to do that you know; he has perfectly good Monogrammed Hankerchiefs' in his pocket - "Birth's", "Death's", "Supermarket Opening's"!
Obama joked about changing "Hail to The Chief" to "Born in the U.S.A."! As if that's gonna stop the Republicans from playing the Soundtrack from "The Lion King"!
Barack ended his remarks saying the Weight of the World's on his shoulders - "I have to race back to bed & figure out how to get Hillary a Pay Raise & put Chocolates on Michelle's Pillow"!
* The White Socks? Oh, that was for later. To get him there, they had to go thru Hoops... yeah; they promised him a "Pick-up Game" & a Number "1" on his Jersey!
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