Now if Bill O'Reilly could only have the rest of the "Wizard of Oz" attributes; the Brain, the Courage & the Conscience!
On the "Separating Fact from Myth" Segment of his recent Fox TV Show; O'Reilly said he had it up to here with the ton of Internet Propaganda because "A Certificate of Obama's birth has been released"!
Well, on his "Daily Show", Jon Stewart was struck speechless by Bill's benevolence; so he tipped his imaginary hat - because that way; he can take the tip back in case O'Reilly was playing with us for his own jollies.
Yes, after years of coming up empty; O'Reilly stood up against "The Birther's" - Trump, Palin & Bachmann!
You see; Donald Trump knows where & when he was born. He also knows he came out with a full head of hair and a Beautician with it!
Trump says his hair is the only thing he was bullied about as a child. He was called "Donny Dandruff", "Tornado Trump" & "Follicle Face"....and that was just from Little Ron (nie) Popeil! (For those who skip over TV Commercials - he's the zillionaire inventor guy with a Spray for Bald Spots!)
But Trump says, "I got over it by buying up all the Houses, Hotels & Utility Works on the Monopoly Board!
I also have a pocketful of "Get Out of Jail Free" Cards for you Slackers!
So O'Reilly doesn't bother me - I've sh eaten bigger things for Breakfast"! Or something like that.
Well folks, it didn't take long for O'Reilly to go to "his sources" to verify his personal suspicions.
"It says right here, "Obama wore "Slippers" to school every day"! "Not true", said the nameless Hawaiian. "In Pidgin; they're "Flip Flops"!
O'Reilly's lips parted with a smug smile. "Flip Flops"? Aha! I knew there was something I didn't like about him"!
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