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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands
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July 03
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Former Stand-up Comic, Comic Booker, Gag Writer. Currently marketing Madcap Comedy Screenplays, a Stage Play, a Book & selling jokes out of the trunk of my car......"Author of 2 Works of Fiction....my Diary & my Resume"! ha ha

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APRIL 22, 2011 12:59PM

"Devil's Advocate in The ALOHA STATE of Confusion"!

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     For argument's sake; let's say Barack Obama was not born in Hawaii! 

     Who among us could have done what he has done in the last 2 years; Black, White, Green or Republican? 

What other U.S. President had 2 Wars & the payment for those Wars on their plate on January 20th?  You do the research; I have to pick something up at the Cleaners!

     If we look at the mountain of things he checked off his To-Do List in just the first 100 days - in my eyes; he's a Hero! 

 And since then; it's been one crisis after another & that doesn't count - running out for cigarettes during the D.C. Snow of 2010!

     You have to give these Presidents credit & stop all that criticizing at the drop of a "Government Shutdown".  "Cut them some slack; and bring in some kindling too"! 

Yeah, that's profound - if only I knew what it meant!  

Okay, I think it means, "Ask not what your Country can do for you...blah, blah, blah".

     We think; what with TV, Magazines, Newspapers, Internet, C-Span, SmartPhones, Twitter, TMZ & our Blueberry's - or living in Brazil - that we know everything the President & O'Reilly knows - but we really don't!

     Do you think Obama doesn't see what we see?  Not only does he see - but he has to deal with the hardheaded (insert profanity here) Opposition and pretend he likes Tea too!

     They say you can't see all that is done by Presidents to divert catastrophes; domestic or foreign.  And that doesn't even count rushing Bo out to do his business before he wakes up drooling Biden!

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       Take the Health Care Bill (I refuse to call it "ObamaCare"), Hillary tried to tackle it & if she wasn't so distracted by Cigars, Knee Pads & the French Maid's Outfit she found - she would have saved Obama the trouble - and the wrath of The Tea Party! 

     And you can't measure what Obama's Presidential Victory has done for the burgeoning minorities; whether it's bi-racial or bi-ethnic which we all are. 

Yes, even the descendants of the "Mayflower", "The Daughters of the American Revolution" & "The Red Hat" Ladies who lunch!

     Our "Melting Pot" is ready to be taken off the stove & served! 

It's time to stop all this "Red States against Blue States" bickering like "The Civil War" - but without the "Gone With The Wind" theme, Clark Gable's ears & the smelly Army socks. 

      Yes, let's have a "Hug a Republican Day" - they'll be so stunned; they'll forget how to pick our pocket!

     Barack Obama - you gotta love him!  Any guy who refers to the U.S. as "The Big Island"  has got to be born with sand between his toes!    

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hear! hear! And now that I think of it, aren't the Americas actually one big island? Or two if you figure in the Panama Canal.
You're gonna have to ask Bachmann on that one Dan!