Don't you have to be crazy to run for President? Then Trump should run! If he wins; I want to see Gary Busey as Vice-President - just for "the material"!
Everyone knows The Job is way too big for one man. Even if Trump does "The Foreign" & Busey takes "The Domestic" - that still wouldn't put a dent in the workload!
Between you & me; I think Trump expects all his children to pitch-in & take care of the slack!
Ever see that little 6 year old "Comb-Over, Jr."; he has avarice in his eyes.
Last week he grabbed a "Nutty Buddy" Ice Cream Cone away from a girl - ate the nuts, gave it back & said, "You're allergic aren't you"?
Trump was so pleased; he gave him "a 50" & then sold him a Tie!
And who are we kidding; Prospective Candidates for President have to have a huge ego & delusions of grandeur; just like Trump.
On his last "Celebrity Apprentice" TV Show, he asked the contestants if they would vote for him for President. Is this guy for real?
Why would they say "No" & then be the next one he tells "You're Fired"?
But it didn't fly with Trump's grown kids standing by; after the Show, they got into a quiet corner & made bets on his nomination - Ivanka has "Secretariat" to Win!
Actor/Director Robert DeNiro somehow got into "The Trump Equation". On the NBC TV News Show during his own Tribeca Film Festival festivities, he is quoted as inferring that Trump is "Crazy".
Well, what he tried to say was "It's crazy that Trump acts like a Car Salesman - it's like a big hustle"!
Well, Trump shot back & said "DeNiro's not the brightest bulb on the Planet"! But he can Act, Donald! And that's all he has to do in my book.
At least he doesn't have to Harvest his hair every Spring! You know; comb his hair with a Pitchfork! Or look in it for Eggs at Easter!
But enough about his "Crowning Glory"; that beautiful wife of his - Lahambra!
Okay, Marimba!
Sorry, it's Melania; I got carried away. Beautiful woman; but somehow I pity her - ever look at their Photo together? Didn't you look at his hair first?
And Russ Limbaugh put his 3 cents in too; saying that "Trump has a Political Team lined up in the Back Room - Manny, Moe & Jack from Brooklyn.. you know; his Advisors"! I may have taken it out of context; but you get the idea.
Limbaugh did mention a Proposal that Trump wants to dig his teeth into when he's President - something about imposing a 25% Tariff on Chinese Imports.
Well, that does it; there goes my Ceramic "Statue of Liberty" holding up Chop Sticks & a Carton of "General Tao's Chicken" from The Dollar Store!
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