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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands
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marina del rey, California, usa
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July 03
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Former Stand-up Comic, Comic Booker, Gag Writer. Currently marketing Madcap Comedy Screenplays & selling jokes out of the trunk of my car......"Author of 2 Works of Fiction....my Diary & my Resume"! ha ha

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MAY 9, 2011 10:19AM

"OBAMA WAS ONE OF THE NAVY SEALS" America's Action Hero

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                             darksuper 

      In one weekend; not only did Barack Obama preside over The White House Correspondent's Dinner, comfort the Tornado Victims, give a rousing Commencement Speech, played a few holes & watched the raid in "Real Time - but flew over to Pakistan in a "Stealth" & personally kicked Bin Laden's butt!

                             pow 

     Under a veil of secrecy, Obama came & went in a Coup no other President in history ever dared to dream!  Well, if you don't count "Van Buren"; and that was having 4 Queens in Poker!

     It was only on "60 Minutes" TV Show last night did all the facts come out.  But I give all the credit to Steve Kroft of CBS for his dogged interview to get it out of him & the unique circumstances that ensued.

     Obama is a humble man & if not for the incessant leak in the Blue Room Ceiling onto him for close to an hour - he probably wouldn't have cracked! 

     I heard 1st Lady Michelle was furious when she heard for the first time where he was!  He told her he went out for a smoke!

     So, tired & spent from his triumphant journey; our President slept on the Foldaway Couch once again.  The last time was when he kissed Bo & shook Michelle's Paw!

                             bo2 

     No doubt about it; this multi-tasking is taking a toll on the marriage - but the Country is damn proud of "Our OBAMAMAN"!  When asked if he would do it again; he said in his usual thoughtful manner, "Let's see what the Comic Book looks like; and then we'll see"!  "But I might just keep the Costume"! 

     "May I ask what it looked like" asked Kroft.  "Absolutely not - you know how I feel about showing Photos; besides, the way my romantic life is going - I think I'll need it for "Date Night"!

     "Before I go Mr. President; I have to ask you - did your decision to be "Hands on"; have anything to do with the next Election"?  "Well, said Obama, let's just say I couldn't ask Trump to go - his hair would've scared the Attack Dog"! 

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If it were not for the hard driving journalitic stylings of Steve Kroft we never would have heard the real story. Kroft cut right to it with classic gems such as "Well, Sir, why'd you do it?" and the oft repeated "Come on, you musta told Michelle right? I mean how'd you keep it from your wife? Half the world wants to know that one."
Alsoknownas - I'm sorry I missed your comment in May. Lots of excuses. Thanks so much for stopping by. I appreciate it.