"Birds do it, Bees do it, even educated Fleas do it...."
It must be Spring - there's too much titillation in the air! "Spot-Me, Spot-Me-Now, Arnie", "Newt's Nuts", "Osama's Porn"...
...let's face it; what the world needs now are Sexual Turn-offs! And here's a few that you might recognize!
SEXUAL TURN-OFFS
FEMALE MALE
PMS JOCK ITCH
BIOLOGICAL CLOCK WATCHER SPERM DONOR
MUSICAL DIAPHRAGM PAISLEY CONDOMS
CLOTHES HORSE CROSS DRESSER
GRANNY NIGHTGOWN RAGGEDY UNDERWEAR
CLINGING VINE OCTOPUS
DISNEY JUNKIE PORNO NUT
GUM SNAPPER FLOSSING CHAMP
FLAT CHESTED SHORTCOMINGS
Old Relationship Comparisons MEMORY BLOCK
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V.Corso
OS Weekend Fiction Club
Thoth
Blinddream
Procopius
Rob St. Amant
Salon.com
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