THE WHITE HOUSE, Washington, D.C.
It's no surprise to anyone that President Obama knew he had his work cut out for him as he chose this necktie he'd wear with Prime Minister Netanyahu!
Yes folks, it was a Hard Sell; but little did we know it was all Scripted!
"Ben, you say "Indefensible"; when I say "1967 Borders", okay"?
"Then, when we have those "Peace Talks" at Camp David - okay, okay; with a side trip to Disney World...Abbas will think he got "The Whole Enchilada"!
"What's this "Enchilada"?
"He won't know either; that's the beauty part"!
"I don't "Bait & Switch", said Ben.
"Don't worry, in the end; you'll both get what you want"!
"You see; "I'm on a roll" this month; Osama was just "Foreplay"!
"And Ben, remember "The Fine Print"! When we start swapping "The Wailing Wall" - don't flinch or sweat on your upper lip... when we're through with him; he won't know what hit him!
"I'll even have my girls come out with some "Hummus" on Ritz Crackers - he'll be putty in our hands!
"We'll give him "The Pyramids" & "Nefertiti's Streptococcus"!
"That's in Egypt, Barack"!
"Okay; then how much do you have on you"?
Netanyahu looks in his pants pocket.
"Looks like "Bupkis", my friend. A button, a Tic Tack, 2 Shekels & a slice of Halvah"!
"What's that "? Obama asked.
"A Jewish Candy that makes a Dentist smile"!
"No; "Bupkis"!
"It's "Nothing".
"Look, if I'm gonna negotiate this little Soiree; I don't want to "Go Seinfeld" on the American people. One little mistake I make about "Nothing"; could turn into "Something" - especially to the "Fox" people"!
"You don't have to swear, Barack"!
"So is that enough Halvah for Abbas"?
"For him; I'd buy Fresh"!
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