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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands
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marina del rey, California, usa
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July 03
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Former Stand-up Comic, Comic Booker, Gag Writer. Currently marketing Madcap Comedy Screenplays & selling jokes out of the trunk of my car......"Author of 2 Works of Fiction....my Diary & my Resume"! ha ha

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MAY 26, 2011 1:12AM

"Marilyn O'Sands Goes Green"! TRIPPIN' WITH OBAMA

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     If Obama can claim his Grandfather's Grandfather was breast fed in Ireland; then surely I can wear my Green Contacts today - itch or no itch!

     While he was there; he kissed The Blarney Stone, drank Stout & even had time to Glue Gun 3 Leaf Clovers +1 for the kids!

                               clover 

     But let's not get duped with this Lineage Tale! 

Already this week - Obama's been telling the same damn thing to The Queen & to Benjamin (I love Chopped Liver) Netanyahu! 

"Obama - you're gonna have to prove it to me - if you know what I mean"!

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     But it's a good try - all Politicians are a little like Car Salesmen!   If they hear you say your name is "Hortense" - of course, they have to say  "Why, that was my Mother's name too"! 

Politics is just a lot of scmoozin' - but with our money on the line!

                                   blarney 

      But who wouldn't want to strut their stuff around the world after Slaying the Dragon in Pakistan? 

 Now he has Machismo, Bravura & Balls to spare!  But I'm only guessing on that last part!

     No; Ireland will never be the same after Obama's visit - they bought out all the T-shirt Stores:

"WHO'S YOUR GRAND DADDY"?

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     As for Marilyn O'Sands....even my "Spell Check Gal" didn't believe me!

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Every pres since Kennedy has looked to work whatever Irish heritage he could muster. In my grandparents day, it wasn't necessarily a good thing to let people know you were Irish. Maybe as we get closer to the election he will go back to the original spelling of his name: O'Bama.
And you have that great sense of humor to go with it! I remember Kennedy going there too!