If Obama can claim his Grandfather's Grandfather was breast fed in Ireland; then surely I can wear my Green Contacts today - itch or no itch!
While he was there; he kissed The Blarney Stone, drank Stout & even had time to Glue Gun 3 Leaf Clovers +1 for the kids!
But let's not get duped with this Lineage Tale!
Already this week - Obama's been telling the same damn thing to The Queen & to Benjamin (I love Chopped Liver) Netanyahu!
"Obama - you're gonna have to prove it to me - if you know what I mean"!
But it's a good try - all Politicians are a little like Car Salesmen! If they hear you say your name is "Hortense" - of course, they have to say "Why, that was my Mother's name too"!
Politics is just a lot of scmoozin' - but with our money on the line!
But who wouldn't want to strut their stuff around the world after Slaying the Dragon in Pakistan?
Now he has Machismo, Bravura & Balls to spare! But I'm only guessing on that last part!
No; Ireland will never be the same after Obama's visit - they bought out all the T-shirt Stores:
"WHO'S YOUR GRAND DADDY"?
As for Marilyn O'Sands....even my "Spell Check Gal" didn't believe me!


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