"The Deutchland Times" says:
"TWITTER" BRINGS OUT THE WURST IN PEOPLE"!
"The London Globe" says:
"REMINDS US BRITS OF "BANGERS & MASH"!
"The Coney Island Gazette" says:
"WE DON'T HAVE A BUN THAT BIG"!
U.S. Representative (D-NY) Anthony Weiner says he didn't send a photo to a woman on Twitter - in fact he doesn't know her or her Dog:
"Getoffmycrotch-Ihavenobonetopickwithyou-youmangymutt"!
Weiner says, "This isn't my first Rodeo - I've been getting "Pickle" jokes all my life & don't relish them anymore"! I know, I know!
He says, "I'm married & wouldn't think of sending a photo to a woman - besides; it's not even my good side!
"In fact, since I was a kid - I've used a roll of Quarters to make up for my lack of endowment - and I can't tell you how embarrassed I was when I used the Coke Machine..then everybody asked me for change"!
"Give me a break; I don't look forward going to the Urinals in the Capital Building tomorrow - I may have to find a bush somewhere. If not; I'll just "hold it" like "Bo" - until we spy the Vegetable Garden & he won't judge, laugh or try to mount me - like that floozie's dog I lied about did"!
"So you knew the woman"? The Reporter asked.
"No, I knew the Dog"!
"Politicians are strange"!
"Yes, especially if you want something airbrushed & enhanced"!
"Aha" said the Reporter. "I think I've been "Spinned"!
"Oy; it's a living"!
Check out my 6/2/11 Blog: "140 CHARACTERS & A PENIS"...The Musical!
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