I just heard Anthony Weiner's tearful apology - tough business; Politics! Now, everything's on the line - his wife, his work - his Brooklyn constituents - "Hey, Weiner, "Heckle this"! And that's just the women!
And right about now, I bet the whole "Hairy Palms" Executive Branch needs a little Old Spice deodorant after hearing this mea culpa go down.
But let's look on the bright side; he'll probably get a Calvin Klein Endorsement & be as rich as Trump! We don't have to worry about him; I just know he'll land on his size 15 Clown Feet!
Speaking of Trump; he's damn happy he's off The Front Page! And "A Democrat" to boot! He's dancing around the room so fast - his hair is giving him whiplash!
But let's not be too harsh on Weiner; he's just proud - it's the same with me when I'm wearing "A Wonderbra".... I want everyone to know! ha ha
That's right; I'd own up to it too - no more bullying at the Gym Locker for me. Yeah, I'm tired of being swatted with stinkin' wet towels - how many times can you joke, "My Cup runneth under"!
I promise this is the last one on this subject - well...if it doesn't get any jucier. But then what more can Mr. Big do to himself? Even Felix Frankfurter got a break! Nah...I think he's screwed!
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