I just happen to have a 40 Year Old Transcript of a conversation between 5 Year Old Little Anthony Weiner & Little Susie Jones:
LITTLE ANTHONY WEINER:
"Do you want to put your hand in my pocket"?
LITTLE SUSIE JONES: "No"!
ANTHONY: "There's candy in there - I promise"!
SUSIE: "Bobby said the same thing"!
ANTHONY: "Well, did you do it"?
SUSIE: "Well, he had candy in the other pocket! And the answer is Yes"!
ANTHONY: "So....pick a pocket"!
SUSIE: "MA"!!
Fast forward to June 2011 & Susie Jones is grown up now & is having her first TV Interview with Wolf Blitzer:
WOLF: "You say you went to school with Anthony"?
SUSIE: "Did you say there's a Stipend"?
WOLF: "No - this is for the good of the Country....
SUSIE: "Maybe I'll just shop around...
WOLF: "I think we can come to an agreement".
SUSIE: "Just don't wave Chocolate in front of me - it's a weakness".
WOLF: "Me too"!
SUSIE: "Then you probably have some of it on you right now"!
SUSIE LUNGES FOR HIS PANTS POCKET.
WOLF: "Hold it right there - this is quite irregular"!
SUSIE: "Oh, I can sniff it out - and you've got something there"!
WOLF: "Wait, I hear something in my ear"!
WOLF REPEATS WHAT HE HEARS FROM THE CONTROL ROOM.
WOLF: "Keep talking Wolf - you have yourself an Emmy"!
SUSIE: "Look, I thought this was about my 15 minutes of fame with Weiner"!
WOLF: "You say he took lots of Polaroid Pictures"?
SUSIE: "Well, some of them were hard to make out - but there was something definitely in a Sack"!
WOLF SMILES BRIGHTLY & AGAIN LISTENS IN HIS EAR.
WOLF: "Commercial"?
® All Rights Reserved 2011 Marilyn Sands
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