The big question is - are we paying for The Special Commission to see if any Government equipment was used and/or any Paper Clips were taken home? The findings aren't important - but we have to let them cross the t's & dot the i's; so the Wonks can get thru another anal day!
At age 46 - a fresh faced, 20 year Rookie Politician! Just a simple guy frittering away his time while seeking a Mayoral Bid - who just happened to love Photography! But he found out the hard way - nobody wants to be a Dick and a Weiner!
I just know Weiner now wishes all this was a dream. Hey, we've all had those moments; but never on CNN, TMZ & The Disney Channel!
Professional Liars everywhere were scratching their heads; saying "WTF...he must've missed the 1st day of "Politics 101": Admit It or Save it for the Mrs - well...only if she finds out"!
So TONY - here's some helpful suggestions for your next Mea Culpa:
Those "Pussy's" in your Photos - give me a break; everybody knows you rented them from "Props R Us" - just for the innuendos!
And a little less Beverage under the Podium; okay? Comic, Jon Stewart gave blood, so that you, Tony; would see another day!
(For those who didn't see "The Daily Show" during "A Weiner Bit at a Podium" - Jon practically changed Water into Wine & cut himself on the Goblet)
And who could miss your Body Language! Wiping your nose is not a good sign - besides; something tells me that could take all day! Look; I have a big nose too - so I ought to know!
And what's with this shifting from foot to foot - no one's running you out of town...yet! Rubbing your neck, tapping your fingers & looking at your Watch - all no-no's. Besides; where'ya going in such a rush - it's back to Mrs. O'Malley's rants in Queens; not "Wat r u wearing"?
Let's be real folks; George Washington was the 1st & only President that never told a lie. And we're not sure about him, either! It just goes with the territory.
But as crazy as it may sound; a great deal of the Public doesn't want to hear the truth; they prefer "Sugar-Coating". So, the Politicians give it to them. Those 3 Little Words: "Stimulus", "Layoffs" & "Recovery Package"....no, I'm sorry; that was "Weiner's last Tweet"!
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