He's 85; she's 25. You I'll do the Math. 85 goes into 25 - 3 times; tops!
This morning on "The Rachel Ray Cooking Show", Hugh Hefner joked about the breakup of his impending marriage to Crystal Harris & the age difference.
"I wouldn't say she didn't like to look at my Privates - but she sewed my Robe shut!
It was a perfect Match - I admitted to Viagra & she admitted thinking about "Clooney"!
"Okay - she doesn't get my "References" & couldn't Mapquest Lincoln's Gettysburg Address - but we have a lot in common... okay; we both love Chunky Peanut Butter"!
But Hef says - "There's more Fish in the Sea - tomorrow it's Brunettes, Friday it's Redheads...but hey what do I care; I'm blindfolded"!
"Who am I kidding - nowadays they're the ones blindfolded"!
But Hef always sticks to his Mantra: "Monogamy is not natural" & then whispers,
"Women really like.....
no; I'm saving it for my Headstone"!
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V.Corso
OS Weekend Fiction Club
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Blinddream
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Rob St. Amant
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Comments
look, he's a human being with feelings like anyone else.....
did you ever think that maybe if someone was so full of lots of love it would be hard to decide or restrict oneself?
glad to hear hef is keeping his awesome sense of humor
http://omg.yahoo.com/news/next-playboy-has-runaway-bride-sticker-on-cover/65192
it says in this article that they didnt have a disagreement but thats the story elsewhere that she got angry at him....