"Mirror, Mirror on the Wall, can I beat Obama in the Fall"?
The big question is "Does a pretty woman spend too much time in front of a Mirror"? I say; I'd vote for the one that cracks the Mirror! Golda Meir comes to mind; I'd vote for her in an Israeli Minute! She was "Every Woman"! World Leaders didn't want to Proposition her & the Man on the Street got a hug & a piece of Babka! But I digress.
Look; I know Michele Bachmann has other things besides beauty going for her; but we don't know the personal idiosyncrasies of anyone until we actually elect them; do we?
She may get a Zitz & want to get back in bed!
Or on those "Special Days"; she may decide to move Lincoln's Bed so there's Feng Shui - and then invade Canada!
Or put a "Day Care" in the Situation Room.
But what if she might not want to leave "The Mirror" & hang them everywhere like "Versailles" or... secretly want to be in an old Orson Welles Movie!
Or get obsessed with her Butt!
Or want to Channel Marilyn Monroe!
Or just play Dress-up - getting ready for those Presidential Photo-ops: YOU DECIDE...
"State of the Union" Address?
Sending more Troops to Canadistan?
Talks on Wall Street?
Talks with NASA?
Talks with"Dances with Mormons"?
And that all important "Inauguration Outfit"? No, I'm sorry, that's for Date Night!
Oh yes; you have to be careful with these Holy Rollers - Michele told Diane Sawyer - when she moves to the White House; she wants a Mirror over her Bed!
If she makes it to President - I'll bet my Social Security Check that she'll be pregnant by the end of "The Honeymoon Period"!
TIP:
Enter the amount, and click "Tip" to submit!
V.Corso
OS Weekend Fiction Club
Thoth
Blinddream
Procopius
Rob St. Amant
Salon.com
Comments