Trying to find an Obama Scandal; The House Oversight Committee came away with slim picken's after sniffing around the White House.
They were disappointed when they couldn't find anything wrong with "An array of potentially illegal fundraising behavior carried out by Barack Obama's Re-election Campaign - mixing official & political activities".
Seems there's a fine line on whether it's in the Residential Quarters or not. Well, all was forgiven when it was noted that Bush did it too - but he got a Pass because he was in his Pajamas!
But the Committee didn't walk away empty handed; President Obama is now on "The Watch List":
Squeezes Toothpaste in the middle!
Wore 1 BLUE SOCK & 1 GRAY SOCK on the Anniversary of the Civil War!
Watches old "Leave it to Beaver" Reruns; instead of "The Jeffersons"!
On May 12th - didn't eat his Peas & stuffed them in his shoe!
Sent Biden out for Cigarettes!
Whacked Bo for burying his Lighter!
Bought a "Shamwow" from QVC!
Wears Cordoroy around the house just for the sound!
And pulled a Carrot out of Michelle's Garden & said tearfully, "As God is my witness; I'll never be hungry again"!
Sorry, that was Scarlett O'Hara!
Sorry again! I think it was, "What's up Doc"!
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V.Corso
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Rob St. Amant
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~EEK~ :D
The House has a committee just for oversights? No wonder we have such a deficit. I commit oversights every day and it never costs the taxpayer a dime.
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