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Andy Kaufman Video
BARACK (Don't call my Bluff) OBAMA is my new Badass President! Well...that's after he called Life Coach, Nancy Grace; for "Anger Enhancement"!
He's come into his own in the Office, with a measured, carefully controlled intelligence at his core; he's now ready to rumble!
He's just one of those Great Statesmen who had to grow into his position & is "a slow burn" - he got Osama when we weren't looking, didn't he? Well, I believe he can pull it out of his butt once again!
This week Obama said, "I am prepared to take on significant heat from my Party & get something done - I have bent over backwards to work with Republicans. I should have known there's no negotiating with ideological terrorists"!
George Bush didn't have this pressure - he always said "I'm the Master of low expectations"!
Clever Chap; he did "The old Stand-up Comic's Trick" - put yourself down before anybody else does! Yeah; he Played the Fool & got himself that extra 4 Years!
I have the feeling, when 2012 rolls around; we're gonna want to elect "The Devil We Know"!
Could President Obama have something big planned; but doesn't want to tip his hand... like "Good Morning Pakistan"! (you know, the old Robin Williams Movie) I think Obama's going to turn this next election on it's ear!
Ask yourself, "Could any of you readers have tackled what Obama had on his Plate when he walked into the Oval Office for the first time"? No. Because nobody could have! If you want Magic - elect "Copperfield"!
With what Bush left on his Plate; Obama had to literally complete 4 years of College in one weekend!
A small exclusive Club; every President finds being President overwhelming.
Those that don't die in Office, or are whisked away as they've just been Impeached - can't begin to tell you of the personal hell that gets unveiled - one day after the next.
It's like having your first Baby: 9 months of Nausea, Excitement & Showers & then it hits you - you don't know how to take care of this Eating, Crying, Pooping creature & then it happens the next day too!
You can't prepare for The Presidency either; whether you've started out as a Movie Star, a Haberdasher or a Community Organizer!
And even though supporters & their money have filled your purse - no amount of confidence you've accrued thus far; will have taken the lump out of your throat when the dream comes true.
Obama's respect, genteelness & commitment to compromise with his political foes is a cause for hope, reflection & pride - not ridicule. As he said, "If everyone gets in the Boat at the same time - it doesn't tip over"!
So don't count him out yet; it's not over till it's over!
If we have faith; I predict he'll win his fight for redemption & The White House!
So folks, when it seems as if things couldn't get worse..."OBAMAMAN" will come through & Save the Day!
But now; the Real Armageddon is before us. To paraphrase Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner last week on "Meet The Press" - "America's economy is going to Hell in a Hand Basket"!
Let no Man or Lady "Doth Protest-eth too much" - the country was already in Purgatory when Obama came on board!
But just in case; I suggest America's new Manufacturing Jobs would be in Basketweaving!
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Comments
I happen to think he is too decent, too willing to deal and compromise to get things done; too intelligent, thoughtful, and reasonable for the likes of us. We do not deserve him.
I disagree with one part of your presentation, Marilyn. I think he is going to lose in 2012…I think he is going to be a one-term president. The people who should be supporting him on this uphill battle he is fighting will be even more responsible for his loss than his natural enemies.
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