Bachmann's Progeny Lessons
It's bad enough that 2 Adults - Michele & Marcus, have the belief of a "Gay Cure" - but did you ever think that their 23+ children are carefully taught the same garbage?
Then they grow up & have children & they have children. One of them is bound to be Gay! That's our only hope!
Not that it's a punishment; but maybe then the cycle will be broken. I'd like to hear Grandma Bachmann's tune then! Unfortunately, I won't be around to hear it in real time; but where I'm going - I'll have Google! It's in my "Last Wishes"!
So instead of waiting out "The Bachmann Clan Sexuality Head-Count" - I offer my recent hidden camera Transcript from the "Bachmann & Associates" unlicenced Office in Minnesota where Marcus messes with God's Creations:
MARCUS: "Welcome to my misguided World!
PATIENT: "I was about to go to CVS - well, they do give Flu Shots there"!
MARCUS: "You came to the right place & in 24 hours; your dream & mine will come true"!
PATIENT: "You mean my nightmare will be over in 24 hours"?
MARCUS: "Well first - which Card will you be using, Visa"?
PATIENT: "Not so quick; I didn't just come off a "Conga Line" - where's the proof"?
MARCUS RIFLES THRU STACKS OF PAPERS & SHAKES HIS HEAD.
MARCUS: "Well, let me call him; he's out driving a Big Rig"!
PATIENT IS GETTING A LITTLE CONCERNED.
MARCUS: "You know, God told us to be fruitful & multiply...and you folks only got that 1/2 right"!
PATIENT: "Well, I...
MARCUS: "Don't get your Thong in a twist; just a little Homo Satyr"!
MARCUS: "What have you done so far; you know - to change"?
PATIENT: "I went to the Playboy Mansion".
MARCUS: (salivating) "And"?
PATIENT: "Didn't see anything I liked & went home".
MARCUS: "And then what"?
PATIENT: "I joined Match.com".
MARCUS: "Dare I ask what you answered in the "Sex" Box"?
PATIENT: "Sure"!
MARCUS: "Well, which one"?
PATIENT: "Sure".
MARCUS: "You are so confused, Son - do you want to be disciplined"?
PATIENT: "No, I'm allergic to Rubber, Feathers, Fur & Saran Wrap"!
MARCUS: (rolling his eyes) Then I guess this Bullwhip is out of the question"!
MARCUS SNAPS THE BULLWHIP ACROSS THE ROOM.
PATIENT: "You're trying to seduce me, Mr. Robinson"!
MARCUS: "Bachmann"!
PATIENT: "Do you have a Closet"?
And because Life gives us both Lemons and Lemonade - here's the poignant song from the Rogers & Hammerstein Broadway Musical "South Pacific"; that's been revived on Screen & Stages all over the world:
"YOU'VE GOT TO BE CAREFULLY TAUGHT"
"You've got to be taught to hate & fear
You've got to be taught from year to year
It's got to be drummed in your dear little ear
You've got to be carefully taught.
You've got to be taught before it's too late
To hate all the people your relatives hate
You've got to be carefully taught"!
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V.Corso
OS Weekend Fiction Club
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Blinddream
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Rob St. Amant
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Comments
Actually, Bachmann already has a gay relative. She has a step-sister who's a lesbian. And an Obama supporter. I wonder which one the Bachmanns consider worse.
I'm still trying to figure out if she is even conscious.....!
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One shudders.......
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