THE WHITE HOUSE, THE OBAMA BEDROOM, July 31, 2011
"Is that you, Barack"?
"Go back to sleep Michelle"!
"What day is it"?
"Same Day, different S_ _t"!
"Is it over"?
"All I need is 3 hours sleep & a Cigarette"!
"I told you to eat a Carrot instead"!
"I need it now; damn it"!
"Did you take out Bo"?
"I'm so bleary-eyed; I think I took out Harry Reid & got Bo a Cappucino"!
"Did Boehner cry yet"?
"He wouldn't dare - it's in the Budget Deal - we cut his Kleenex Account"!
PRESIDENT OBAMA CLIMBS INTO BED.
"Why are you wearing your Suit & Tie"?
"It was either that or not Shave"!
"Then sex is out of the question"?
"Not until there's Jobs"!
"First Osama, then Birth Records - now Jobs - where does it end"?
"And I want 4 more years"!
MICHELLE BOPS HIM 'SIDE THE HEAD WITH AN EMBROIDERED THROW PILLOW THAT READS:
"WE ARE BEING VIDEOTAPED"!
PRESIDENT OBAMA NUZZLES HER EAR.
"Why is the Tele-Prompter in the Bed"?
"In case I need to whisper Sweet Nothings in your ear.
MICHELLE LAUGHS.
"And all these years I thought it was Ad lib"!
"All I need is 3 hours & a......" zzzzzz
"Whew! BARACK 1 ... NICOTINE O"!
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