NOT TRUE & NOT FUNNY...but I figure the Collective Open Salon "Blood Pressure Numbers" will be so volatile after reading this HEADLINE - I'm hoping it might:
Wake-up Casey's misguided Jury - giving them a well deserved Instant EEG shock!
Keep "Make-Over" Architects from fiddling with the White House in 2012!
Move "Mt. Rushmore" to where more people can see it - like Cleveland!
Get back Boehner's Tanning Machine Privileges lost in "The Deal"!
Keep Obama from the temptation to hire Karl Rove as a Consultant!
Get Behind Chuck Barris to Host "The Bachelorette"!
Bring back the 25 cent Movie Candy!
Magically change the price of Tomatoes from $1.49 a Pound to 1.49 a Bushel!
Keep us all from tattling to Michelle about what we just saw!
That ought to get me 1 free Dog - don't you think?
For Extra Revenue 1) Subtract the last 2 months Salaries from each Politician for taking so long during the Debt Deal & apply it directly to College kids Tuitions!
2) Make Politicians do something productive while Filibustering - like Mowing Lawns!
3) Sanction Swim Meets with Wagering in the Reflecting Pool!
And 4) Pressure Congress to charge for Lap Dances at The Lincoln Memorial!
And finally - Will our Collective Energies towards connecting with OS in this Millennium!
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V.Corso
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Rob St. Amant
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kissed a gal on the cheek.
he caught hell for it.
so he got mad.
he got in touch with his generals.
said, kill em all, whaatever.
next morning the bipolar sob woke up
and pardoned
a boy for
treason
at his mother's request.
kissed a gal on the cheek.
he caught hell for it.
so he got mad.
he got in touch with his generals.
said, kill em all, whaatever.
next morning the bipolar sob woke up
and pardoned
a boy for
treason
at his mother's request.
(*_*)
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R