Ames Straw Poll - IOWA - August 2011
DIANE SAWYER
"The Winner - Michele (I've got chairs) Bachmann"!
"I'm happy to report everything in the mock-election was on the up & up. Voters had their hands stamped or their thumbs dipped in ink when they entered the voting areas so that they can't vote twice! Ha! That never stopped Karl Rove"!
DIANE SAWYER
"But don't worry folks - the "Write-in" Ballots are to be counted by hand by volunteers from the Secretary of State's Office staffed by one of the Bachmann kids"!
DIANE SAWYER
"Listen...I think they're playing "Turkeys in the Straw"!
"But we know who The big Party Crasher was..(Drum Roll) Sarah (I love to usurp) Palin"!
SARAH PALIN
"I came here because you can't get a good Funnel Cake in Alaska"!
"Give me my Props; I've made this little gambit of mine a Cottage Industry - I'm the only American not looking for work"!
DIANE SAWYER
"Why is it you are still flirting with a Run"?
SARAH PALIN
"Ask Todd; I like long Foreplay too"!
DIANE SAWYER
"No thank you; but I haven't seen this much indecision since Dame Edna had a Bikini Wax"!
"Sarah - what did you think of that "Newsweek" Cover of Bachmann"?
"Sorry, wrong Pic! That was "The Enquirer"!
SARAH PALIN
"Stop picking on her; she's training her "Lazy Eye"!
"I think Michele will go down in History for beating Mitt Romney out of the Nomination - the only bad thing is; the Dems will be lovin' it"!
"I'm like "The Send in the Clowns" distraction; see? I'm workin' it from all sides; like a Mata Hari or Tokyo Rose"!
DIANE SAWYER
"You're not really doing any Clandestine work; are you"?
SARAH PALIN
"No, but it sure sounds better than "Opportunist"!
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