August 2011 The White House, Washington, D.C.
JOE BIDEN
"Put your hands together for your President & mine - Baroque Obama"!
"I'm sorry Barry - we're all Baroque"!
"A Gaffe is a terrible thing to waste! HEY"!
JOE BIDEN GETS "THE HOOK" AS PRESIDENT OBAMA TAKES THE MICROPHONE.
PRESIDENT OBAMA
"Is he gone? As I said in the Midwest this week - this is not part of my Campaign - I just need to get things off Michelle's chest"!
"I guess you noticed there's no Teleprompter here tonight - I didn't want it to be hit by Tomatoes"!
"Just to let you know - there's nothing Bachmann has said about me - that my Michelle hasn't said first"!
"Damn right - I have a thick black skin"!
"You have to have one if you want to be a Community Organizer"!
"By the way - this Routine has been approved by Republicans"! ha ha
"In fact - the Comedy Writer that wrote this sleeps with one"!
"But you already knew that"!
"I guess you can tell by my ho-hum Healthcare Bill, the Stimulus & those pesky Campaign Promises; I wasn't cut out for this"!
"The Osama thing? That was a fluke"!
"But I must say - after that; I wasn't hurtin' in the Bedroom Department"!
"So I guess I won't be carved any time soon for Mt. Rushmore! But just in case - I favor my left side & a little darker than George please"!
But I'm coming into my own here - I just found the President's Personal John. But just like at a Gas Station - I have to get the Key from the Speaker of the House"!
"How degrading"! Sometimes I think he's the President"!
"But I don't want to break it to him; he cries, you know"!
"My problem is - every Initiative I face runs it's course in Cycles; but nobody wants to wait it out! Don't they know that when RuPaul gets in; they'll have the same thing"!
"Oh, it's Ron Paul - I always get them confused"!
"A little somethin' for the Gay Crowd"?
"Where's the frigin' Writer? She'll never work in this town again"!
"Michelle says I keep everything too Close to my Vest & wonders why I don't just tell the people about the Cycles. I told her; I'm saving it for "The Bachmann/Obama Debates"!
"The thing is; Michelle just doesn't want to relocate - you know Women: Changing Schools, Flying Coach, BO already Marked his Territory in the Garden"!
"Pfft"! "Well, so did I - but I'm ready to move on"!
"If you're waiting for a Big Finish -
come back OCTOBER 31st...I dress up like REAGAN"!
"Just kidding - it's just a Republican Wet Dream"!
"You've been great"! Thank you & God Bless my 401K"!
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Comments
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marilyn sands remind me of Jan Sands.
She may be one tough sports wrester.
I remember getting one groin injury.
That was in high school in sports.
This can be emailed to the cook.
The White House cook is nice.
Sam Kass steals my recipes.
He makes buns with berries.
He like squash blossoms too.
Buy (not but) Sheep Cheese.
Everona Sheep Cheese, Yup.
She is Dr. Pat. She brew beer.