No folks - not Johann Sebastian or "Bach To The Future" - but Michele (deep-throat) Bach-mann!
(Between bites - I caught her at the Straw Poll in Iowa)
"Michele - this is what "A Bach" is supposed to look like!
"Yes, that's Catherine Bach; you know, "Daisy Duke" from "Dukes of Hazmats"!
"So if you really want the Male Vote - come back when you have some of that"!
"Or maybe you're one of those Jewish Bachman's that took an "n" off & Winter in Boca"!
"Then why do you have 2 n's - when 1 is plenty"?
"Oh, now we're getting somewhere"!
"Oh no; I don't like where this is going...first "The Corn Dog" Pic & now you got me Playing with my N's!
"Well then, could you explain your "Coat of Arms"?
"Well, I use Sunblock 30 & that does the trick"!
"Oh, those T-shirts aren't selling...but I have something better - here's one for $24.95 or 6 for 5 bucks...I'll be in my Tent"!
"I hear in your down time; you watch Gay Stag Films for the "Interior Decorating" Tips"!
"I don't need any Tips; my home is very simple & basic".
"And Childproof, I imagine. I'm just sayin'!
And, don't tell me - "Elvis Posters", right"?
"No, Plates & Cookie Jars".
"Have you ever been to Graceland"?
"Yes, that's where I got my "Love Me Tender" Meat Mallet"!
"So, you have more than Plates & Cookie Jars"!
"Well, I don't have an Addiction; if that's what you mean"!
"Someday, we'd love to hear your complete bric-a-brac Inventory - but don't you have to get back on the Bus"?
"I just want to make sure I've given you a Gaffe - wouldn't want you guys unemployed... & besides; it turns Marcus on"!
"Can I quote you"?
"Yes, how about...in 1920 Abe Lincoln Patented "Lincoln Logs"!
"I don't know - got anything on Herbert "Hoover"?