YOU HAD ME AT "HA"!

from HOPE to HARPO - my love affair with funny!

Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands
Location
los angeles, California,
Birthday
July 03
Bio
Former Stand-up Comic, Comic Booker, Gag Writer. Currently marketing Madcap Comedy Screenplays, a Stage Play, a Book & selling jokes out of the trunk of my car......"Author of 2 Works of Fiction....my Diary & my Resume"! ha ha

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THE MATING GAME
NO COMEDY ZONE
CHARLIE SHEEN
ANTHONY WEINER
ARNOLD SCHWARTENEGGER
Shh...IT'S PERSONAL!
BATHROOM READING
VISUAL CANDY
PERSONAL FAVS
I LOVE THE MOVIES
VENTS R US
RICK SANTORUM
IN A CLASS ALL IT'S OWN
OS WEEKEND FICTION
THE ELUSIVE EP
JOHN BOEHNER
BO OBAMA
NOBODY HERE BUT US CHICKENS
WHAT WAS I THINKING?
MICHELE BACHMANN
SARAH PALIN
NON-PARTISAN POLITICS ha ha
THINKING OUT OF THE BOX
POLITICS AS USUAL
RECOMMENDED BY ZAGAT
"YOU CAN'T MAKE THESE THINGS UP"! On-Line Dating Straight Lines!
CALIFORNIA DREAMIN'
RICK PERRY
NEWT GINGRICH
MITT ROMNEY
THE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES 2012
PILLOW TALK - Scripted
"FAVORITE SCENE IN A MOVIE
DON KNOTTS DAUGHTER: "Tied Up In Knotts"
NEWTOWN, CONNECTICUT SCHOOL SHOOTING, COLORADO ET AL
END OF YEAR SPECIAL
MY FAVORITE LINE in an Article
BEING A STAND-UP COMIC After 40
AUGUST 22, 2011 12:50PM

"BACH Mannia"!

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No folks - not Johann Sebastian or "Bach To The Future" - but Michele (deep-throat) Bach-mann!

(Between bites - I caught her at the Straw Poll in Iowa)

"Michele - this is what "A Bach" is supposed to look like!

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"Yes, that's Catherine Bach; you know, "Daisy Duke" from "Dukes of Hazmats"!

"So if you really want the Male Vote - come back when you have some of that"!

"Or maybe you're one of those Jewish Bachman's that took an "n" off & Winter in Boca"!

"Marcus"!!!

"Then why do you have 2 n's - when 1 is plenty"?

"It's German".

"Oh, now we're getting somewhere"!

"Oh no; I don't like where this is going...first "The Corn Dog" Pic & now you got me Playing with my N's!

"Well then, could you explain your "Coat of Arms"?

"Well, I use Sunblock 30 & that does the trick"!

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"Oh, those T-shirts aren't selling...but I have something better - here's one for $24.95 or 6 for 5 bucks...I'll be in my Tent"! 

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"I hear in your down time; you watch Gay Stag Films for the "Interior Decorating" Tips"!

"I don't need any Tips; my home is very simple & basic".

"And Childproof, I imagine.  I'm just sayin'! 

  And, don't tell me - "Elvis Posters", right"?

"No, Plates & Cookie Jars".

"Have you ever been to Graceland"?

"Yes, that's where I got my "Love Me Tender" Meat Mallet"! 

"So, you have more than Plates & Cookie Jars"!

"Well, I don't have an Addiction; if that's what you mean"!

"Someday, we'd love to hear your complete bric-a-brac Inventory - but don't you have to get back on the Bus"?

"I just want to make sure I've given you a Gaffe - wouldn't want you guys unemployed... & besides; it turns Marcus on"!

"Can I quote you"?

"Yes, how about...in 1920 Abe Lincoln Patented "Lincoln Logs"!

"I don't know - got anything on Herbert "Hoover"?

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All "gotcha" questions so the answers don't count. r
Thanks so much Rosy! And her kids were Home Schooled! Not that there's anything wrong with that - - but her "History Class" must be a hoot!
Her kids were “home” schooled because she couldn’t find the doggone school.....

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Sky - I wonder if she was the Teacher or the Principal! ha ha
another hooooooooot!!! coat of arms especially tickled me. Keep on spilling it, Marilyn!!! libby [r]
Thanks Libby - you're a great audience!