"THE GREAT DEBATE vs THE JOBS SPEECH"
Scheduling Date War!
It's not as if Boehner had a Dentist Appointment!
Here are other reasons Obama let him have it - not literally; of course!
"It's his day to pump up my Balls"!
"He has to practice the new "Obama Handshake"!
"That's the day he goes to the Discount Midas Muffler"!
"Would you believe he has "Pilates"?
"What can I say.... "SEPTEMBERFEST"!
"Times are tough - he's having a Garage Sale"!
"Don't count me out yet - I just love playing "Cat & Mouse" with Boehner"!
"In Basketball - it's called the "Fake Pass"
...sorry folks, that's for my "Dancing with the Stars" Blog"!
"Here's the Fake Pass"!
"And the #1 Reason I let Boehner keep the Original Date for the Great Debate:
His Mrs. called - it's "Afternoon Delight Day"!
It's Satire folks - we might as well laugh!