President Obama's time in office reminds me of going Bowling. Take away the noisy Alleys, wall-to-wall Hi-Fives & the darn Cheese Nachos calling my name - and you have Obama's 4 year Term:
2008 -2012
"FAITH HOPE & CHARITY - The 2-7-10 Split.
In the Beginning - we had all of the above!
"BODY ENGLISH" - Adding that extra somethin', somethin'!
Have you seen him dance?
"DELIVERY" - Preparation, Release, Follow-through.
Are you kidding? With 2 Wars - yada, yada, yada?
"GRANDMA'S TEETH" - An array of Pins left standing.
Jobs, Jobs, Jobs!
"BICYCLE" - Pin hidden behind another Pin.
"Biden, come back here & pull your weight"! See "DEAD WOOD"!
"DEAD WOOD" - See "BICYCLE"!
Government works like this - get over it!
"POWDER PUFF" - A Slow Ball that fails to carry the Pins.
Either Little Richard's "In the House" or Obama had another "Calgon" Day!
"DEAD APPLE" - Ball that deflects badly when it hits the Pins; very ineffective.
Republican's Mantra!
"CLUTCH" - Pressure situation.
Biden forgot to "Windex" the Teleprompter again!
"DUMP THE BALL" - Releasing the Ball without bending the knee; may damage the Lane.
Democrats start balking!
"BROOKLYN"- Hitting the wrong side of the Head Pin.
Democrats are considering Bachmann!
"CURTAIN" - Anchorman missing in Final Frame when a Spare would have won for his Team.
Either Michelle wants new Drapes or Obama finally had to go out for a Smoke!
"BREAK" - A Lucky Shot.
Osama Bin Laden's demise!
"SNACK BAR" - Bowl-A-Rama's finest.
Nothing Michelle would recognize from her Garden!
"BENCH WORK" - Any type of conversation or actions intended to upset an opponent.
"Boehner, try my 9 Iron - maybe that'll work"!
"BALL RACK" - The Structure where the Ball rests before it is rolled.
Martha's Vineyard vacation!
"GARBAGE HIT" - A hit that doesn't enter the pocket but results in a Strike anyway.
OBAMA'S JOB SPEECH!
"ANCHOR" - Likely to get a Strike. Usually the Best Bowler.
Surprise at the Polls after the "Jobs Speech"!
"DIVE" - The action of a Ball that hooks greatly at the last split second.
Triumph on the Campaign Trail!
"ZERO IN" - Find the right Strike Spot in a Lane.
All without Karl Rove's help!
And ...."NOSE HIT" - To hit the Pins dead center.
* 300 Game! OBAMA WINS IN 2012!
* Of course, I meant a 300 Billion Dollar Game!
P.S. Since watching his Speech on TV; it looks like it's now a 450 Billion Dollar Game! So he'll need those 4 MORE years to get that many Strikes!
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V.Corso
OS Weekend Fiction Club
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Blinddream
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Rob St. Amant
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Comments
I still say you ought’a do it in Bingo terms......
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If you're ever in St. Louis, don't miss the National Bowling Hall of Fame. It's inspirational tackiness at its best.
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