I'm no Doctor but Rick Perry needs something Lanced! But you be the Judge! Watch him speak about "Proud of Texas Jobs Record" at a Town Meeting in South Carolina on September 5th.
The last time I saw someone squirm that much - was when Clinton explained "What is - is"!
But you know men; if it's below the waist - they won't see a doctor because he'll make some lame Joke & then some Pharmacist Trainee will get on the PA System & call out the Butt Cream & your name!
So vote for Perry - be my guest! If you want to see him turn the other cheek & shift his weight on every frigin' answer for 4 years - you must enjoy watching Paint Dry!
Back in the day, they called "Boils" - Carbuncles & Furuncles. The only trouble is; growing up - I was never sure how many men Aunt Betty married!
They say a Boil takes about 2 weeks to heal - that's enough time for Texas to Secede; don't you think?
Guns loaded? "Yep".
Heat Missiles warmed up? "Yep".
Boots scraped? "Yep".
Flags unfurled? "Yep".
You know you won't be able to get any more Picante Sauce from Nu Yawk City! "What"!
Governor Perry doesn't really want to see another Civil War. Well, unless he's thinking of being the next Rhett Butler!
He surely has the looks, the swagger & I can bet he's uttered "I don't give a damn" a time or two! And if he's looking for a flighty-fighter kinda gal (like Scarlett) who's "needed to be kissed, badly"; I would love to see Dallas...in the Winter!
My guess is the Governor will tough it out & not do anything for his nervous behind. But I could be all wrong - maybe he just had a Wedgie!
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Do you think he even knows what a “job” is???
And no, it’s NOT all about jobs, jobs, jobs. It’s about INCOME!! The sooner people start to separate those two things in their minds, the better understanding they’ll have of the REAL issue.
And before someone says, “duh, how ya gonna have income without jobs?”, THINK about it. Do the rich have “jobs”? ......... But they sure as hell have INCOME, now don’t they? In fact they have waaaaay more income without “jobs” than most of us have with jobs.
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there's a saying, "you get the government you deserve." didn't seem right at first, what if the other guy got more votes? but then i realized both guys are jerks, and minor differences about the degree of hypocrisy just don't matter.
so if you vote for politicians, a 'perry' or 'dubya' or 'obama' is what you get. serves you right.