I have a plan for A GUARANTEED OBAMA WIN!
A Win that hopefully eclipses the Hobson's Choice we're about to witness with "The Rick & Mitt Show" at the Convention!
Every day, starting now until Election Day - Obama should enlist every Governor to announce on Primetime TV "NEW JOB HIRES" from their State!
Everyone loves to hear their name mentioned. And they vote too!
The Governor who wins with the most "Hires" each month - get a Time-Share at The White House!
Yes, Obama is Sub-letting!
WHITE HOUSE RULES & AMENITIES
NO HANKY PANKY - We're Democrats!
DEAL DIRECTLY WITH PROPERTY OWNERS - American Public
NO MIDDLEMAN - Obama
SUB-LETTER MOTIVATED - May ask you for a 20! Just say "I already gave"!
1 Bedroom, 1 Bath, 1800 era Fixtures. Jiggle the Handle!
AMBIANCE - Colonial Theme. NO Redecorating!
VERY LITTLE TRAFFIC - Occasional Protesters.
SECRET SERVICE - You don't bother them - they won't bother you.
That also goes for NIXON'S GHOST!
Breakfast at 5. Lunch at 12. Dinner at 7. Lights Out at 9.
NO HIDDEN COSTS - Unless you want to call Dominos.
NO ADMITTANCE to State Dinners or Vegetable Garden Hoedowns! (No matter how many times you High-Fived Obama - Rick)
ONE RULE - NO Karoke!
Oh, Bring your own Sheets!