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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands
Location
marina del rey, California, usa
Birthday
July 03
Bio
Former Stand-up Comic, Comic Booker, Gag Writer. Currently marketing Madcap Comedy Screenplays & selling jokes out of the trunk of my car......"Author of 2 Works of Fiction....my Diary & my Resume"! ha ha

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NOVEMBER 7, 2011 12:12PM

"RITA HAYWORTH & ME"! "The Heat Is On"!

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RITA HAYWORTH Video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT86gbVRMhs

As a big Saturday afternoon Movie-Go-er in my teens, catching every Flick from Hopalong Cassidy to ZaSu Pitts; it wasn't unusual for me to come home from a Musical & dance around the room with a song still in my head.

So Fast Forward to a week after I saw the 1953 Movie "Miss Sadie Thompson" - where I danced & lip-synced to a 78 rpm Record of this song for a fun Birthday Party for a friend. 

Unlike Rita; there was not one male in my audience!

This Birthday Party was the first time I had an audience - and it was for laughs; because I was far from sexy.  Let's say, I vamped it; till I ran out of vamps!

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I don't remember if my dance was before or after the Cake - either way; as you can see - we were high on Pepsi!

Growing up without money; we Street Urchins had to be creative; making something from nothing.  And if I'm gonna dance this erotic dance - I knew I had to have the right oomph!

Because I sewed; I had been given a yard of silver-white Spandex Bathing Suit material from an Uncle who owned a Knitting Factory.

Looking at this piece laying there like it was an Alien Albatross; I swathed myself in it & fashioned a Hollywood Costume held together by pins.  Later on in life; that same fabric became a pink Playboy Bunny Outfit for a Masquerade Party!

That rich Uncle?  I never told him what I did with it!  Little did he know I was using it for nefarious purposes - as I had been given other woolen pieces that I obediently made into school clothes which he approved.

Between then & now; I've had many "Dances" with questionable history on the Fabric Content & he's nowhere to be seen!   And so far, thank G-d - nothing has struck me dead!

Hey!    

P.S.  Fred Astaire's favorite dancing partner - Rita Hayworth; sorry to say, had "a Double" to sing for her.  Well, that makes 2 of us!

ritahayworthfredastairedancing 

    

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Thanks so very much Jonathan! I can tell SHE did something for you too!
Thanks for reviving the memory, Marilyn. Rita was stunning in MST. The red dress tight enough to expose the tiniest and most delectable of bellies, the palpable heat in the bar, and the trademark tress toss all combined to give the song the tribute it deserved.

Her rendition of Blue Pacific Blues wasn't bad, either.

I think Hayworth had a couple of singing doubles throughout her career. India Adams was one; I can't recall the name of the other.

Rated.
Thanks so very much Gordon! I'm afraid Rita put a spell on many hearts! And libidos. They don't make 'em like that anymore.