"A BABE IN THE Hollywood WOODS"!
My Personal Screenwriting Terms:
GENRE - What type of script I have they aren't looking for!
FOCUS - What I try to do when I have to sleep with a Producer!
FLICKERS - When my lights go off every 1st of the Month!
WRANGLER - Usually an Animal Handler - now, every Star's Vagina has one!
MASTER SHOT - When I wear my Dominatrix outfit!
REMAKE - Why I don't want to make my bed 2 days in a row!
FADE OUT - When I need a Dye Job & have a "Pitch" in 15 minutes!
PITCH - Like a Speech but with Dry Heaves!
APPLE BOX - What Dustin Hoffman & I stand on!
3-D - A Movie using only women with large boobs - 3 preferably!
ANTI-CLIMAX - A Dog that never comes when you call him!
FLASHBACK - 9 times out of 10... A guy wielding a knife!
ACTING CHOPS - Professional who won't eat Pork!
VOICE-OVER - Hearing animals talk if they aren't busy procreating!
FANTASY SEQUENCE - Anything I've never been in!
"WATERMELON" - The Word repeated by "Extras" when they pantomime conversations - or Kim Kardashian's!
And....COLD READING - January 20th: SARAH PALIN opening her frozen front door to pick up "The Wasilla Times"!
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