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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands
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Marilyn Sands is a Former 80's Stand-up Comic, her Essays can be found on salon.com & her unsold Screenplays in her Top Drawer...next to the hard liquor! "Author of 2 Works of Fiction....my Diary & my Resume"! ha ha All my Articles are Copyrighted & yes, I'll know!

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NOVEMBER 12, 2011 11:48AM

"PILLOW TALK @ THE PERRY'S"! After Debate Foreplay

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The Texas Governor's Mansion - Bedroom @ Midnight

RICK PERRY

We're droppin' like Flies, aren't we?

ANITA PERRY

Just concentrate on me, will ya!

RICK

Okay, Betty.

ANITA

Betty?  Now, that does it!

RICK

What'd I say, what'd I say?

ANITA

My name!

RICK

Aw, "Yellow Rose"...

ANITA

Don't "Yellow Rose" me; what's my name?

RICK

Give me an initial!

ANITA

It's over!

RICK

You mean I can go to sleep now?

ANITA

No, us in the White House!

RICK

I never really wanted that - but hey; I can sell some books now.

ANITA

You mean the one about "The Farm"?

RICK

I'll add more Chickens & Pigs; make stuff up!

ANITA

I think people would be more interested in your Death Row Jokes!

RICK

I think I'll stay in the race till the end - I might just be The Last Man Standing!

ANITA

Tell me; was it you who leaked the scandal about Cain?

RICK

How could you ask me something like that - my Assistant did it for me!

ANITA

We've been in love since Elementary School, haven't we?

RICK

Yes, and I still have Wild Oats!

ANITA

Oh really.  Then why don't you share that with Newt!

RICK TURNS OVER & FACES NEWT WHO GIVES AN ANGELIC SMILE.

RICK

Okay, okay - you can be VP! 

 

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I was not at all surprised, NOT to see the word "FICTION" in your tags list.
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Thanks so very much, Out on a Limb! I know Perry's wishing for a "Do-Over"! But then again; aren't we all!
"Three things: Entertaining, Comical, and um, Fattening, no, Farming, no...I can't. I just can't. Opps."

(He meant: FUNNY.)
Thanks so much Hel! Now all the Candidates have to make sure they don't make Lists of 3!
I didn't know evangelical Christians believed in threesomes! Thank you for bringing us this "fly on the wall" perspective from inside the Perry's boudoir and also, for causing me to feel intense waves of nausea.
Thank you so much Margaret! I don't know if you're nauseaus from thinking of Perry in bed or there's a chance of One Last Republican Man Standing!
"Perry" and "foreplay" in the same title. You've got nerve!
Thanks so much Crank! Hope I wasn't being too suggestive - after all; Republicans may be reading & and might act on it! ha ha
marlyn,
Fear not - Republicans banned the word “foreplay” years ago....;-)
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Sky - thanks so very much! Now you tell me!