"PILLOW TALK @ THE PERRY'S"! After Debate Foreplay

YOU HAD ME AT "HA"!

from HOPE to HARPO - my love affair with funny!

Marilyn Sands

Location: marina del rey, California, usa
Birthday: July 03

Bio: Former Stand-up Comic, Comic Booker, Gag Writer. Currently marketing Madcap Comedy Screenplays & selling jokes out of the trunk of my car......"Author of 2 Works of Fiction....my Diary & my Resume"! ha ha

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NOVEMBER 12, 2011 11:48AM

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The Texas Governor's Mansion - Bedroom @ Midnight

RICK PERRY

We're droppin' like Flies, aren't we?

ANITA PERRY

Just concentrate on me, will ya!

RICK

Okay, Betty.

ANITA

Betty? Now, that does it!

RICK

What'd I say, what'd I say?

ANITA

My name!

RICK

Aw, "Yellow Rose"...

ANITA

Don't "Yellow Rose" me; what's my name?

RICK

Give me an initial!

ANITA

It's over!

RICK

You mean I can go to sleep now?

ANITA

No, us in the White House!

RICK

I never really wanted that - but hey; I can sell some books now.

ANITA

You mean the one about "The Farm"?

RICK

I'll add more Chickens & Pigs; make stuff up!

ANITA

I think people would be more interested in your Death Row Jokes!

RICK

I think I'll stay in the race till the end - I might just be The Last Man Standing!

ANITA

Tell me; was it you who leaked the scandal about Cain?

RICK

How could you ask me something like that - my Assistant did it for me!

ANITA

We've been in love since Elementary School, haven't we?

RICK

Yes, and I still have Wild Oats!

ANITA

Oh really. Then why don't you share that with Newt!

RICK TURNS OVER & FACES NEWT WHO GIVES AN ANGELIC SMILE.

RICK

Okay, okay - you can be VP!

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I was not at all surprised, NOT to see the word "FICTION" in your tags list.
R

Out on a limb

November 12, 2011 12:55 PM

Thanks so very much, Out on a Limb! I know Perry's wishing for a "Do-Over"! But then again; aren't we all!

Marilyn Sands

November 12, 2011 02:11 PM

"Three things: Entertaining, Comical, and um, Fattening, no, Farming, no...I can't. I just can't. Opps."

(He meant: FUNNY.)

Helvetica Stone

November 12, 2011 02:24 PM

Thanks so much Hel! Now all the Candidates have to make sure they don't make Lists of 3!

Marilyn Sands

November 12, 2011 02:31 PM

I didn't know evangelical Christians believed in threesomes! Thank you for bringing us this "fly on the wall" perspective from inside the Perry's boudoir and also, for causing me to feel intense waves of nausea.