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NOVEMBER 17, 2011 8:54PM

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IN 140 CHARACTERS:

Ashton Kutcher, known for his prolific tweets & ~~twots~~; is booted out for cheating. Demi says "No Moore"! Tabloids to follow!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx43vcV2aX0

that's all folks

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Heehee. Lasted longer than anyone expected.

:-) /r

toritto

November 17, 2011 09:08 PM

Thanks so much Toritto! Now do we have to hear - Who, Where, What & Why?

Marilyn Sands

November 17, 2011 09:13 PM

Who had "six years" in the pool? I was eliminated when they finished the first year together.

Cranky Cuss

November 17, 2011 11:13 PM

Thanks Crank! As David Letterman used to say, "No Wagering"! Well, at least you had a crack at it!

Marilyn Sands

November 17, 2011 11:41 PM

They’re about as bright as those who care about this * * * * !
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skypixie0

November 18, 2011 01:02 AM

I agree Sky! But it's quite a dysfunctional family - Bruce Willis' husband once removed! Or something like that!

Marilyn Sands

November 18, 2011 01:14 AM

"I tawt I taw a puddy tat." No Tweety, you saw Ashton the tomcat looking for puddy.

Margaret Feike

November 18, 2011 01:41 AM

Well paint me green and call me a box of snow peas....!

I had no idea that coming from, or being part of, a dysfunctional family was cause for celebrity!!

skypixie0

November 18, 2011 01:43 AM

Mom mentioned this tonight (well, last night) and I told her that in my considered opinion Demi made her mistake in marrying him (not only because he's Ashton ;).

Enjoy a romp for however long it lasts but don't expect permanence.

Rated for Hollyweird denizens.