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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands
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marina del rey, California, usa
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July 03
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Former Stand-up Comic, Comic Booker, Gag Writer. Currently marketing Madcap Comedy Screenplays & selling jokes out of the trunk of my car......"Author of 2 Works of Fiction....my Diary & my Resume"! ha ha

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DECEMBER 20, 2011 1:11PM

"STOPPING NEWT FROM "CARRYING-ON"! Too Much "BAGGAGE"?

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Was I shocked when I saw Mitt Romney's new TV Ads accusing Newt Gingrich of having "too much baggage" & then seeing the voters turning against him!

You see, under "Baggage" -  my Dictionary doesn't say anything about taking from the poor & giving to the already rich - or multiple wives & sneaky affairs in Buffet Lines!

So no, I'm not a believer; my dog-eared edition doesn't even have a Picture of Newt!

I say, if 98 pound Merriam Webster didn't complain about Newt's weight on her - who are we to call it "Baggage"?

eyes Merriam Webster

Pfft!  I'll show you Baggage!

suitcases 

 

Paris-Hilton 

coke suitcase 

boycarryon 

bike-loaded-down 

wells fargo 

suitcases rope 

horse 

wheelbarrow-on-head 

truckcover2 

With that said - No, Newt; you can't claim Fanny Mae Gingrich as a Dependant on your Income Tax!     

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That standing up kid on the back thing is great. I'm going to hunt one of those up.
jlsathre
December 20, 2011 01:34 PM
This reminded me of a current song by Miranda Lambert, "Baggage Claim," a deliciously nasty little metaphor for an ex ("You've got a lot of luggage in your name.") My favorite part is when she snaps off the last line, and it's exactly what I'd like to say to Newt: "Come and get your SHIT!"
Cranky Cuss
December 20, 2011 02:00 PM
Thanks so much jlsathre for stopping by! Hope you find it - at least it's a step up from a Kangaroo Pouch!
Marilyn Sands
December 20, 2011 02:23 PM
Thanks so much Crank for stopping by. My problem with paying that $25 a Suitcase - is on my return; all I have is dirty laundry!
Marilyn Sands
December 20, 2011 02:27 PM
Marilyn, you are too funny! Loved the blonde with her feet on the luggage. And poor Merriam has a Newt, but no baggage!
Ralph Tingey
December 20, 2011 11:58 PM
Thanks so very much Ralph! You're quite the adventurer! That Blonde was Paris Hilton & Newt - well, he'd stay warm in Alaska! ha ha
Marilyn Sands
December 21, 2011 12:38 AM
It is all too clear, but then...and so forth and so on. My 18 year old grand son rode on my back. We played "old lady" and I would fall down with him rolling off of my back. Now I am the old lady...for sure! Hey, thanks for getting in touch. I am an expert on baggage.
Ande Bliss
December 21, 2011 06:40 PM
Thanks Ande for stopping by. Don't you mean when your 18 year old grandson - "was little" he rode on your back? Sounds like a lot of laughs & Ben Gay!
Marilyn Sands
December 21, 2011 08:19 PM
Merrily we roll along Happy Solstice and all the best for the New Year.
tg within
December 25, 2011 12:42 PM
Thanks tg within - Solstice is twice a year - like my sex life! Unlike the Eclipse - which is LESS OFTEN! ha ha
Marilyn Sands
December 25, 2011 04:27 PM