I promised my kids I'd have a date for New Year's Eve but the Holidays were gaining on me - so I had to play "The Coochie Card" at the Airport!
Just kidding - the woman is in a Florida Airport; waiting to pick-up The Cocks from Cleveland!
I stayed home & found actual Dating On-Line Straight Lines:
One guy said "I like long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last 3 days"!
Could you make it 2 days - I've got a Dentist Appointment!
Another one said "Just turned 64 & everything works"!
Why don't you try the guy above - he has a day open!
"I'm somewhere between Hip & Hip Replacement"!
You're trying to seduce me, Mr. Robinson!
"I want Mutual Molecular Movement"!
How many women besides me; buy that crap?
"I'm almost Divorced"!
Yeah, well I'm almost a Virgin!
"I think fun comes from who you are with - rather than what you are doing"!
He's broke!
"My Grandfather dated Betty Grable"!
I wonder if they danced or went bowling!
"I have close female friends including my son's mother & a former lover or two"!
I wouldn't want to ruin your good thing - do say hello for me!
"If you want to be loved to death..."
Even Jeffrey Dahlmer had a better Line!
And... when asked what one thing he was thankful for - an Anesthesiologist said:
"Waking up in the Morning"!
That'll make TWO of us!
The Cocks from Cleveland! "Welcome to Florida"! Check out "YOU CAN'T MAKE THESE THINGS UP"! On-Line Straight Lines #1, 2 & 3!
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