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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands
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marina del rey, California, usa
Birthday
July 03
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Former Stand-up Comic, Comic Booker, Gag Writer. Currently marketing Madcap Comedy Screenplays & selling jokes out of the trunk of my car......"Author of 2 Works of Fiction....my Diary & my Resume"! ha ha

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DECEMBER 29, 2011 4:34PM

Due Date Drama! "BIRTHIN' BABIES"!

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Date: Somewhere in Time

     The Doctor said my "Due Date" was December 8th!

     On December 7th, my husband went off to work & I was alone in our 3rd Floor Apartment waddling around very pregnant; filled with the usual angst of a 1st Timer!

You know Gals; "There's no turning back now - you will have this Baby"!

     All of a sudden I heard a key trying to get in my front door.  Then quiet.  Then another try with multiple keys clanging against each other.  And again & again.  And then muffled male voices as another key is tried.

     My heart was pounding & feeling extra vulnerable in my over-ripe self; I either called my husband on the phone or just froze.  Right now; I have no recollection. 

     But I do remember opening the door (now, that was stupid) and seeing men in white with paint pails & brushes; surprised I answered the door - and in such an inflated condition.  At one point; someone said "Wrong Floor"!

      I immediately "went into labor" & went to the hospital at 10 am on December 7th & on December 8th at 6:42 am - a beautiful baby boy was born in George Washington University Hospital in D.C.  Yes guys; you do the Math!

     Would I have gone anyway that day?  I'll never know.  But to this day; that grown up boy is not afraid of Clowns or Newt Gingrich - but Painters!

      

 

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Well, on second thought..it was either THAT or the Chimichonga I ate for breakfast! ha ha
Well I'll be darned!!
You may have hit on the reason I've always been afraid of vacuum cleaner salesmen!!
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Thanks so much HOOVER! Have a happy one!
Marilyn, what a great story. More than halfway through you had me worried. Was this your (I'm sorry, I can't resist) "brush with death"? What I most fear is people at the door selling magazines. R
About twelve years ago a team of donation collecters from a minority church in Milwaukee descended on Madison to raise funds for their youth programs. One of those youths rang my doorbell. When I answered he took an interest in the pizza I had just finished cooking, and tried inviting himself in. He neither got in nor got a piece of pizza. I think I gave him a dollar, which he likely stole. The following day this same guy was arrested for raping a female student at the local technical college. It was pretty brutal, and he was caught within hours. I assume he is still in jail.

The only difference for me is that I'm more careful about answering the door, and never give money to strangers, no matter what the cause. A number of strange characters have turned up over the years, including a fake detective, and more recently two guys in suits, one of whom was hiding out of sight, then just showing only his face. They were looking for someone else. We live in very weird times.
Dan - that's a good one! Brush with Death, indeed!
Thanks so much John for stopping by! This was in the 1960's & there must've been a PRETTY GOOD reason I opened the door - but now I don't recall. Yes, there are many things to fear - but even more-so when you are pregnant- you are protecting 2!