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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands
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marina del rey, California, usa
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July 03
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Former Stand-up Comic, Comic Booker, Gag Writer. Currently marketing Madcap Comedy Screenplays & selling jokes out of the trunk of my car......"Author of 2 Works of Fiction....my Diary & my Resume"! ha ha

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JANUARY 10, 2012 3:34PM

"CHUMLEE...Sexiest Man Alive" - PAWN STAR HAS BALLS!

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"Pawn Stars", the hit Reality Show on the History Channel is filmed at the "Gold & Silver Pawn Shop" in Las Vegas - that has Antiques, Doo-dads & Thingamabob, Chumlee, for Comic Relief!

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There's Big Dick, Little Dick, his son Corey & his childhood friend, Chumlee.

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Actually, it's 3 Generations of Harrison's - Richard, "The Old Man", Rick & son Corey - all with at least 400 years of Pawn Shop know-how - okay, not 400...it's Las Vegas - everything is pumped up!

Chumlee plays "Dumb" like dumb should be played & gets a paycheck at the end of the day.  Whereas I; usually come up empty.  Damn!

For G-d's sake; he has his own Fan Club on Facebook!

"Chumlee" is actually Austin Russell; getting his nickname from kids in elementary school from the Cartoon character Tennessee Tuxedo's sidekick; a Walrus named Chumley.

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Rick is an expert spotting fake or stolen things - because I had to walk out with my tail between my legs!  The rest is in the affadavid.  I know, I know - that's my lawyer's name; Sam Affadavid!

What makes the Show so much fun is; Rick wants to know the story behind the article you brought in - but the seller just wants to know how much he's gonna get...& if!

"What do you want for it"?

Dollars for Doughnuts; Rick never gives you what you ask for!  So ask big & then Rick will laugh at you!

No wonder there's a Bar next door - you need a few drinks just to go in there!

But they love having Chumlee around - if only to be the butt of their jokes.  This Shop is open 24 hours with Shift Work & you can imagine who gets the sleepy-time schedule; but then again - they all seem a little squirrelly!

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But please guys; don't use him for "Security" - it would be the Keystone Kops all over again!  But then again; that would make good TV!

But we haven't seen the last of Mr. Russell - don't miss Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue - "Chumlee Does Barbados"!    

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I am sooooo glad that I gave away my TV.
I can rest easy knowing that I'll not - not even by accident - run across this gem of American culture.

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Reality TV at it's...um...best? I haven't seen this yet. I'll have to check it out.

Lezlie
Yes, Sky - the dregs of humanity go in there - but at least I got a photo they took of me on the way out! Actually, I always wanted to know what a Civil War Uniform goes for - I mean the one Made in China! ha ha
Thanks so much Lezlie - it's educational & it takes the sting out of selling dear Aunt Lucy's Tea Cozy! ha ha
This show is good for mindless watching that's not too much of an insult to one's intelligence. I caught a bit of the new "Cajun Pawn Stars" last night and it just might be even better. At least the setting is different.
Thanks so much Walter! I know my Mae West Jacket (1940's Water Wings) I want to sell would look so much better in a southern setting! ha ha
Thanks for the pics and the info. I guess it's what everyone is going watch?
Thanks so much Algis! Since I had my own Consignment Shop at one time - "Stuff" & "what it's worth" WHEN you bring it in is fascinating! The personalities of the establishment are secondary!
I like the show but its on Monday with all my favs: Antique Road Show, Diners, Driveins and Dives, Monday Night Football. I get a sore thumb by evenings end. By the way, I always wished my nickname was Big Dick, especially since my name isn't even Richard.
Thanks so much Dick! I mean Gerry! "Antiques Road Show" is primo - but money doesn't change hands! ha ha