If you could change anything for the young people coming up today - what would it be?
For me - it would be to put an end to publishing negativity in Tabloids; you know - the provocative eye-catching headlines strategically placed at the Checkout Counters: "Celebrity Head-to-Toe Body Bashing"!
While some might get their jollies at first glance; I see - malicious & petty. That's how powerful words & imagery are - it goes much deeper than "Celebrity Schadenfreude".
These mainstream Rags don't aspire to Spoof or Satire; they're masquerading as truth & deliberately maligning for the almighty dollar; taking "Gossip" to an evil level.
Something's mighty wrong with the wonderful trade of Journalism; when Pseudo-quotes are treated as if they were Direct-quotes disguised as Entertainment.
Why do you think Book Stores are closing & Tabloids are getting rich?
The only answer is, "Don't buy & don't Look"! It's just like that "Krispy Kreme" you just sniffed - walk away!
The same goes for Headlines:
"WHO WILL DIE"?
- predicting which infirm Star is next & the creepy:
"SURGERIES GONE AWRY"!
And the ultra-insensitive:
"LOOK WHO'S GOT ANOREXIA", "WHO FAILED AT SUICIDE", "GAY OR JUST HAPPY?" & "WHO JUST WENT INTO REHAB AGAIN"!
"Marriage" is cheapened - and "Divorce" is just about signing signatures. They don't even bother with DUI's & Bastard Children anymore - bor-ing!
And forget about "Aging Gracefully". Obviously - it's over for us!
What's next "Short People"? Not funny looking enough - they can Photoshop it!
The bottom line is; these things are Private - and should stay within our families.
Today, lines have become blurred: Tabloids think they're Newspapers & Newspapers look like Tabloids & we the public; take it like it's a given. No, "America's Next Top Waddle" on the News-stand - is not acceptable!
Celebrities have either been quietly fuming or spoken up to such misuse of the 1st Amendment. But nobody really reads or cares about their explanation. The Kelly Clarkson's & Jessica Simpson's of this world are just ignored. Next!
And what if Kim Kardasian admits she has a big Butt? It's paraded in so many dresses & bikinis - we think we have permission to laugh - and besides Leno & Letterman are always there to say it's O.K.
What is the exact measurement of today's Optimum Butt, anyway? No one has to be Size O to be lovable! Get it?
Admen are counting on readers to make themselves feel better using others misfortunes & bad choices as examples to ignore their own. It's living vicariously - but in a twisted way.
Where's "Norma Rae" when you need her?
So I say, "Put the Publishers & the Admen out of business and bring back Compassion, Civility & Genteelness - those Jobs don't need to be saved"!
"What"? You say.
"I love my Scandals - it's the only chance I get to sit down with my Cuppa Joe & my Cinnabon & zone out. Then I Tweet everybody about the shocking stuff I just read! Otherwise, people would think I have a boring life"!
Do these vicious smears correlate with our anger because of the economy; or is it just a breakdown of respect, privacy & empathy for our fellow man?
That is what sticks in my craw.
What sticks in yours?


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That is what sticks in my craw.
What sticks in yours?
oh mine too. but
there is never a market for stuff that people do not WANT.
we gotta change people's attitudes or we shall not get rid of
this ceremony we have re. our celebs:
build em up tear em down
build em up again, etc.
more energy ought to be invested in our own lives.
but they pale beside the beauty & activity of the great gods.
except the great gods are simply projections
of the public psyche..
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I almost never eat French fries. I was, for 23 years, married to a woman from the Caribbean island of St. Lucia. She cooked rice and I ate rice. Now it's still my basic starchy carb of choice.
I figure that if a lot of people want to fill their brains with the crap that's in the National Enquirer or the Star, why not? Obviously they're not using that space anyway.....
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"KIM HUSTLE'S THE BUSTLE"!