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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands
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marina del rey, California, usa
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July 03
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Former Stand-up Comic, Comic Booker, Gag Writer. Currently marketing Madcap Comedy Screenplays & selling jokes out of the trunk of my car......"Author of 2 Works of Fiction....my Diary & my Resume"! ha ha

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JANUARY 17, 2012 1:37PM

"WHAT STICKS IN YOUR CRAW"? My Open Call!

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If you could change anything for the young people coming up today - what would it be?

For me - it would be to put an end to publishing negativity in Tabloids; you know - the provocative eye-catching headlines strategically placed at the Checkout Counters: "Celebrity Head-to-Toe Body Bashing"!

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While some might get their jollies at first glance; I see - malicious & petty.  That's how powerful words & imagery are - it goes much deeper than "Celebrity Schadenfreude".

These mainstream Rags don't aspire to Spoof or Satire; they're masquerading as truth & deliberately maligning for the almighty dollar; taking "Gossip" to an evil level.

Something's mighty wrong with the wonderful trade of Journalism; when Pseudo-quotes are treated as if they were Direct-quotes disguised as Entertainment.

Why do you think Book Stores are closing & Tabloids are getting rich?

The only answer is, "Don't buy & don't Look"!  It's just like that "Krispy Kreme" you just sniffed - walk away!

The same goes for Headlines:

"WHO WILL DIE"?

- predicting which infirm Star is next & the creepy:

"SURGERIES GONE AWRY"!

And the ultra-insensitive:

"LOOK WHO'S GOT ANOREXIA", "WHO FAILED AT SUICIDE", "GAY OR JUST HAPPY?" & "WHO JUST WENT INTO REHAB AGAIN"!

"Marriage" is cheapened - and "Divorce" is just about signing signatures.  They don't even bother with DUI's & Bastard Children anymore - bor-ing!

    And forget about "Aging Gracefully".  Obviously - it's over for us!

What's next "Short People"?  Not funny looking enough - they can Photoshop it!

The bottom line is; these things are Private - and should stay within our families.

Today, lines have become blurred: Tabloids think they're Newspapers & Newspapers look like Tabloids & we the public; take it like it's a given.  No, "America's Next Top Waddle" on the News-stand - is not acceptable!

Celebrities have either been quietly fuming or spoken up to such misuse of the 1st Amendment.  But nobody really reads or cares about their explanation.  The Kelly Clarkson's & Jessica Simpson's of this world are just ignored.  Next!

And what if Kim Kardasian admits she has a big Butt?  It's paraded in so many dresses & bikinis - we think we have permission to laugh - and besides Leno & Letterman are always there to say it's O.K. 

What is the exact measurement of today's Optimum Butt, anyway?  No one has to be Size O to be lovable!  Get it?

Admen are counting on readers to make themselves feel better using others misfortunes & bad choices as examples to ignore their own.  It's living vicariously - but in a twisted way.

Where's "Norma Rae" when you need her?

So I say, "Put the Publishers & the Admen out of business and bring back Compassion, Civility & Genteelness - those Jobs don't need to be saved"!

"What"?  You say. 

"I love my Scandals - it's the only chance I get to sit down with my Cuppa Joe & my Cinnabon & zone out.  Then I Tweet everybody about the shocking stuff I just read!  Otherwise, people would think I have a boring life"!

Do these vicious smears correlate with our anger because of the economy; or is it just a breakdown of respect, privacy & empathy for our fellow man?

That is what sticks in my craw.

What sticks in yours?

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I think this kind of thing has been around since we started painting on cave walls - there's probably some as-yet-undiscovered picture of one caveman and the huge mastodon he bagged, next to another one's measly little rodent catch, just to show him up to the clan and point out how lazy he was. (Probably painted by the rodent-catcher's wife.) But the tabloids and mags you mention have become so malicious and ridiculous in what they publish When they make allegations against celebrities they almost always cite their sources as "someone close to so an so"; they never give names. I don't know why there's such an appetite for this kind of thing. It's hurtful and it's also just wrong but I don't think it has anything to do with the economy. I almost see it as an acceptable form of extreme bullying - it's okay as long as they're famous. And apparently a lot of people eat it up the same way they love hearing bad things about coworkers or relatives. So I guess it sticks in my craw too, Marilyn. If I could figure out where my craw was.
a breakdown of respect, privacy & empathy for our fellow man?

That is what sticks in my craw.

What sticks in yours?

oh mine too. but
there is never a market for stuff that people do not WANT.
we gotta change people's attitudes or we shall not get rid of
this ceremony we have re. our celebs:
build em up tear em down
build em up again, etc.

more energy ought to be invested in our own lives.
but they pale beside the beauty & activity of the great gods.
except the great gods are simply projections
of the public psyche..
Thanks so much Margaret! Yes indeed - back in caveman days. But they didn't have to look at the walls! ha ha All in all - we don't have to tear others down to feel good ourselves & I feel it's getting into other areas of our lives & becoming the norm.
Thanks so much James! It's so true about building the Stars up & knocking them down so we can get a different flavor of the month. And there are "the innocent" who are waiting & waiting to be built up.
If people didn't buy French fries nobody would make French fries......

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Thanks so much Sky! When was the last time you had a French Fry? You can't just eat one! But you're so right - again.
Marilyn,
I almost never eat French fries. I was, for 23 years, married to a woman from the Caribbean island of St. Lucia. She cooked rice and I ate rice. Now it's still my basic starchy carb of choice.

I figure that if a lot of people want to fill their brains with the crap that's in the National Enquirer or the Star, why not? Obviously they're not using that space anyway.....

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Do we really need to be concerned with more than what is going on in our own back yard? We are all human and make mistakes and make good things too. Everyone puts their jeans on one leg at a time, the only difference is the price paid for those jeans. Rated with a Jali Smile of course. :-)
Thanks so much Jali17! I'm concerned our kid's kids read this stuff as gospel!
Loving it!! We are twins as far as what sticks in our "craw"!!
Thanks so much Brazen! So nice to have consenus. As Americans we can be so much better than that!
Points well taken, Marilyn. I also have a problem with the tabloidization of American culture. I'd like to say more here about Kim Kardashian, but I'll just say that what you mentioned in your post is her very best feature.
Thanks so much Dan! Then you're gonna like my next one!
"KIM HUSTLE'S THE BUSTLE"!