Yes, Kim Kardasian is working it! But from what I've read; I think she has a love/hate relationship with her bountiful behind!
I think she would prefer to have lived in the year 1900 & could put on & take off...her Bustle!
George Seurat
Whoever thought that one up was either a Misogynist or was hiding Pot!
Even though there's an Info Black Out on the Web - I'm able to convey to you that...
The Bustle was worn from 1880 to 1900 & during that time - no babies were born! No S _ _ t!
By the time a Gent got past all of that - he'd be asleep!
Yes, I think Kim has mixed feeling on the overwhelming success from her assets. And her Portfolio isn't bad either!
She's not just a smart businesswoman; but you'll never see her in a Muumuu! (I never know when to stop the "u's" ) ha ha
You see, every woman knows that a guy could get frightened seeing a House coming towards you!
So Kim has no other choice but to wear tight clothes all the time. But she & every other woman reading this knows; 1 Pound gained - could change everything! Everything shifts!You actually have to go up 3 sizes!
Then she would hear the whispers: "Zaftig"! That's a Yiddish word for "72 Days Married? It's a Shonda"!
Translated into Broken English: "Return the Toasters"!
All women know; if it runs in the family - whether it's hips or butts; we don't have much choice but to embrace it - because no matter how many Gyms we go to - the Jim's of this world; better like us for our...Personality!
I haven't done enough research on this & I should - but I'm not sure if more men like a Bubble Butt or "The Pippa Middleton Special"!
Who knows? Men like something to hold on to & others have found the perfect Pillow & this one doesn't make them sneeze.
But they wouldn't say that if they knew how embarrassing it is getting out of our Lawn Chairs!
I guess the Jury will always be out on this cheeky question that makes the weaker sex automatically turn around to check it out!
Okay - and this one! But it was certified in every corner of the world; that it was "Photoshopped" but IF it were true - it would only go to prove - he is 100% Male!
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V.Corso
OS Weekend Fiction Club
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Lezlie
Jeez this is funny!!
RATED!!!
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