No - I'm not crying Wolf; but if you take a Right at the Kitchen - you'll find my Situation Room - otherwise known as the Boudoir. That's where it will happen - if it's gonna!
On the Kitchen Table? Nah. On a Sailboat? Nah. On a 747? Nah. With "The Situation" from Jersey Shore? Yuk. In Clooney's Lair? Unlikely!
That's right; I can only sleep in my Bedroom! ha ha
Make that - supposed to sleep!
I'm trying to figure out why I make my bed up; when I didn't sleep!
That's like taking "The Morning-After Pill" after you've just seen a George Clooney Movie! I think there's a theme here.
They say - to get a good night's slumber; you shouldn't do anything else in that room but 8 hours of sex. Sleep! Sleep!
That means; no Computer-ing, TV Watcher-ing or Eater-ing: Crackers in bed; not my problem - they were mostly from the Deep North!
Laptop on my lap on Salon while watching Jay on The Four Poster? Never happen - I don't want to laugh so hard & accidently hit Gordon's Comment Button!
(this is where the Comic says)
Is he laughing?
My problem is; I worry too much. I worry Dolly Parton can't sleep on her stomach!
Is he laughing now? Damn!
Doesn't matter anyhow; I heard there's a 7 minute hour delay from Brazil!
He knows I love him.
Rich, poor, Democrat or Mormon - we've all prayed to the same God - Sandman!
Yes, a lot of esteemed & steamed people have had trouble with sleep & had the strength to say something about it:
I agree with Ernest Hemingway when he said "I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know"!
And Night-Owl - Frank Sinatra said, "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning; it's as good as they're gonna feel all day"!
But my Props go to Elizabeth Barrett Browning who said, "Don't stay in bed unless you can make money in bed"!
Lizzy - "How do I love thee"? Indeed!
But they say - there's a lot you can do to help you sleep:
WAKE UP AT THE SAME TIME EVERY DAY
I do - 4 AM!
IF YOU CAN'T SLEEP; GET UP & DO SOMETHING
Well, I'm writing this n%w - are you hapie?
USE A FLASHLIGHT TO GO TO THE BATHROOM AT NIGHT
"The Super" keeps all my Batteries in his refrigerator!
WIND DOWN WITH A FAVORITE HOBBY
"The Super" is a little busy banging his wife!
Oh, I thought it said "HUBBY"!
All I know is - if I don't get some shut-eye by November - by mistake; I may vote for Newt!
So pray for me! Hell; pray for us all!
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Ah well, as the big pharmaceutical companies say, "We have a pill for that!"
;-)
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I find all those infomercials insane. I change channels on the politicians and right now here in Florida every channel is running them.
aw sleep. A dream I don't find often enough.
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