What really are OUR CHOICES this year?
MAGIC PANTS, NEWTERED SEX MACHINE or The Hawaiian Immaculate Conception?
I vote for George Clooney & be done with it! And Brad Pitt for VP! What they don't know; they'll read up!
Now; that's "Change" you can believe in!
That's right; we need someone who's never been a Governor, Speaker of the House or anywhere near Washington!
Don't like these two Pretty Boys? Well then; everyone gets to suggest a Candidate in a "Write-in Ballot" - even guys on Death Row - they vote anyway!
You say, "Clooney isn't even married & doesn't have kids"! Well, he can borrow some of Brad's kids. Trust me; he won't know they're missing!
I don't care if they have a religion or if they pray to Steven Spielberg!
Poor Mitt; you just know he goes home every night & burn bills in the Fireplace out of Guilt!
When he wakes up; he doesn't say "Good Morning"; he says "Ching-Ching"!
Didn't FDR have a lot of money too? He got off easy; there wasn't wall-to-wall 24/7 Debates in those days.
Somebody just knocked on his door & said,
"You won"! "You got most of the Votes & it's over - now kiss Eleanor & we'll have a Party"!
"I don't care if she is your Cousin; kiss her - and you won't have to do it again - until the next Election"!
I don't know about you; but I'm not gonna wait to get groped at Cape Canaveral to board Newt's Space Ship to the Moon - I can get that & more at the Greyhound Bus Depot!
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Disclaimer: Of course, I know Obama was born in Hawaii in a Little Grass Shack - Trump already made it into a Condominium!
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