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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands
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marina del rey, California, usa
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July 03
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Former Stand-up Comic, Comic Booker, Gag Writer. Currently marketing Madcap Comedy Screenplays & selling jokes out of the trunk of my car......"Author of 2 Works of Fiction....my Diary & my Resume"! ha ha

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FEBRUARY 13, 2012 12:13PM

"CRAZY"! Newt's Campaign Sing-A-Long!

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Kennedy had "High Hopes"; Reagan had "California Here I Come"...and then there's Newt!

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"There's a large part of me that's 4 years old.   I wake up in the morning & I know that somewhere there's a Cookie.  I don't know where it is but I know it's mine & I have to go find it"!    2010 Esquire Magazine

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"I want to shift the entire Planet.  And I'm doing it.  I am now a famous person.  I represent real power"!

Patsy Cline Video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-wJNpWgss8

SING-A-LONG WITH NEWT

"CRAZY - I'm crazy for spoutin' such Balon-ey

I'M CRAZY - crazy for multi-ple "I do's"

I KNOW - you'd love me once ya'see - I'm not cold-hearted

 AND THEN, SOME DAY - leave me for "Mitt-Doesn'tHaveAClue"!

WORRY - why do I eat everything but Cur-ry?

WOND' RING - what in the frigin' Galaxy did I do?

OH CRAZY - thinking your measly-Votes would hold me

Callista, I'M CRAZY - for buyin' & lyin'

AND I'M CRAZY for lustin' over you.

CRAZY - for thinking that my brains would hold you

I'M CRAZY for mouth-flappin & crazy for wife-swappin'

AND I'M CRAZY AMERICA - for trustin' yo............Oh Crap - isn't there anything here to rhyme with "Freddie Mac"?

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My apologies to Patsy Cline, songwriter Willie Nelson & all Lyricists & Poets living or dead.

 

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Right on! I don't mean that in a political context!
R
Thank you Out on a Limb! Ross Perot had "Crazy" too - but Newt takes the cake!
Marilyn, Newt needs you save his political fortunes. By the way, "party hack" rhymes with "Freddie Mac." R
Thanks so much Gerry - you're a lifesaver! My song is now complete! Party Hack - it is.
It's interesting - at a certain point, Reagan had "Born In The USA" as his Campaign Song. But because of it's Leftist leanings & Bruce's input - they stopped using it.