Repost of May 26, 2011
If Obama can claim his Grandfather's Grandfather was breast fed in Ireland; then I can wear my Green Contacts today - itch or no itch!
While he was there he kissed The Blarney Stone, drank Stout & even had time to glue together 3 Leaf Clovers + 1 for the kids!
But let's not get carried away with this Lineage Tale; already this week - Obama's been telling the same damn thing to The Queen & to Benjamin (I love Chopped Liver) Netanyahu!
But it's a good try - all Politicians are a lot like Car Salesmen! If they hear you say your name is "Hortense" - of course, they have to say "Why, that was my Mother's name too"! Politics is just a lot of smoozin' - but with our money on the line!
But who wouldn't want to strut their stuff around the world after slaying the Dragon in Pakistan? He has Machismo, Bravura & Balls to spare. But I'm just guessing on that last part!
No, Ireland will never be the same after Obama's visit - they bought out all the T-Shirt Stores:
"WHO'S YOUR GRAND DADDY"?
As for Marilyn O'Sands...even my "Spell Check Gal" didn't believe me!


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