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Marilyn Sands

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Marilyn Sands is a Former 80's Stand-up Comic, her Essays can be found on salon.com & her unsold Screenplays in her Top Drawer...next to the hard liquor! "Author of 2 Works of Fiction....my Diary & my Resume"! ha ha All my Articles are Copyrighted & yes, I'll know!

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MARCH 14, 2012 8:37PM

"Marilyn O'Sands Goes Green" TRIPPIN' WITH OBAMA! Repost

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Repost of May 26, 2011

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If Obama can claim his Grandfather's Grandfather was breast fed in Ireland; then I can wear my Green Contacts today - itch or no itch!

While he was there he kissed The Blarney Stone, drank Stout & even had time to glue together 3 Leaf Clovers + 1 for the kids!

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But let's not get carried away with this Lineage Tale; already this week - Obama's been telling the same damn thing to The Queen & to Benjamin (I love Chopped Liver) Netanyahu!

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But it's a good try - all Politicians are a lot like Car Salesmen If they hear you say your name is "Hortense" - of course, they have to say "Why, that was my Mother's name too"!  Politics is just a lot of smoozin' - but with our money on the line!

But who wouldn't want to strut their stuff around the world after slaying the Dragon in Pakistan?  He has Machismo, Bravura & Balls to spare.  But I'm just guessing on that last part!

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No, Ireland will never be the same after Obama's visit - they bought out all the T-Shirt Stores:

"WHO'S YOUR GRAND DADDY"?

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As for Marilyn O'Sands...even my "Spell Check Gal" didn't believe me!  

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Everybody's Irish on March 17, all you need is Guinness and Jameson.
Thanks so much jmac! And somebody has to eat a Green Bagel! ha ha
I'm mostly of Irish descent, but around St. Patrick's Day, I never question anyone's heritage.
I'm of Irish descent too; depending on what I'm descending into.
Thanks so much Cranky! I'm sure Obama has a "Certificate" somewhere for this! Happy St. Patty's Day to you & celebrate big... because if Obama doesn't win - we may lose a Holiday or two! ha ha
Thanks so much John B! You're just sayin' that to get Free Green McNuggets! Okay, Happy St. Patrick's Day to you.
Happy St. Patrick's Day! I am on the road and lost track of what day it is, so it may not actually BE St. Patrick's Day. What the heck, go with the green contacts. R
Thanks so much Gerry! No, we didn't miss the Holiday - and that's a good thing! My eyes are still blood-shot from LAST St. Patrick's Day!
You are a riot. I am glad you reposted this or I might not have seen it. Great for St. Paddy's Day.
Thanks so much Paul! Oh, what I wouldn't do for a good Maureen O'Hara Movie right now! Ha ha If you're Irish - did you see the Movie "Leap Year"! Loved it.