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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands
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Marilyn Sands is a Former 80's Stand-up Comic, her Essays can be found on salon.com & her unsold Screenplays in her Top Drawer...next to the hard liquor! "Author of 2 Works of Fiction....my Diary & my Resume"! ha ha All my Articles are Copyrighted & yes, I'll know!

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MARCH 17, 2012 12:47PM

"OH CLOONEY - WE HARDLY KNEW YE"!

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Oh George... just because you didn't win the Oscar for Best Actor in the "Descendants" - you shouldn't act out like this!

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You know it's more important just to be nominated, right?

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You aren't having an "O Brother Where Art Thou" Flashback; are you?

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I don't know about the average folk; but all of us Stargazers were stunned when we heard the big Celebrity News,

"GEORGE CLOONEY GOT ARRESTED"!

What for?  Wearing Red Boxers with a Black Tux?  Ouu!

No, it turns out that he was led away in handcuffs in front of the Sudanese Embassy in D.C. - trying to shine a celebrity-light on the situation in Sudan.

Yes, it was a simple protest; calling on Omar Al-Bashir, an alleged War-Criminal to stop the violence & allow humanitarian aid into the country.

Thank G-d he wasn't alone; his 78 year old Father & a gaggle of Politicians were shackled & hauled off to Jail with him.

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To his credit; Clooney went to Sudan 6 times & recently spent time with President Obama going over this issue - as well as speaking on Capitol Hill before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee.

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Well, after the "Bread & Water Buffet"; Clooney post forfeited $100 Bond & within hours was released into the loving hands of Marilyn Sands & said "First arrest & hope it's my last"! 

While in my custody; and after a bottle of my cheap wine, I might add; he told me the whole story & it's not pretty...

  He has a record.  A lonnnng record; and these photos don't lie:

stealing watches Stealing...Watches!

clooneypurse Purses!

stole car Cars!

stealing cleaning Dry Cleaning!

As for all those Revolving-Door-Women on Clooney's arm?   

They're... "Working Girls"!**

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** Oh, what the heck - they're just truly Beautiful Women - but how funny is that?

Oh, BTW - I "slapped him on the wrist" - and he liked it!

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This spritz could be expanded into a solid fifteen minutes. I can see you at the Comedy Store mic in one hand and clicker in the other doing the entire routine with a slide show... by the way one of my many gig's in L.A. was tending bar at the Westwood Store back in 1976. Part of my job description was throwing rubber chickens at Robin Williams.
Thanks so much jmac! Flying Chickens! I would've killed for that job!
What technique do you use to get the pictures so blurry?
[r] Out of Sight my favorite Clooney film, nice chemistry with jl. no wonder i believed his portrayal. i thought practical jokes was as daring as he gets. seriously, good for him. he was just on the newshour wasn't it talking about sudan and testified before congress. no wonder he turned to crime and protest after that experience with the conscienceless of k street. (oops, my cynicism amok again, sorry).
jmac, you are so making up the rubber chickens for Robin Williams, no?
Leepin' Larry - I was about to ask you that! ha ha Seriously, can you or anyone tell me the secret of how to keep them in focus? Thanks for stopping by.
Thanks for stopping by Libby! I really liked "One Fine Day" with Michelle Pffeifer. Most of his are so well done. He really sticks his neck out as an Activist.
I would have killed for the job of having him released into my loving hands.
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Thanks so much Romantic Poetress! No, he's mine - all mine! But all I got left was an empty wine bottle!
He must have "A Condom Dispenser" in his car! Sorry, I'm getting giddy - I was kissed by a Leprechaun today.
Joan H lives near the Sudanese Embassy. On Facebook, she was saying she wanted to go over there and have her picture taken with him and use it as her avatar. I reminded her that she has a picture of her and me standing in the front of the White House, which is just as good. I reminded her that the Secret Service chased her and me away (true story: it was Halloween, and children were arriving for a party with the Obama daughters). I reminded her that it was almost the same as Clooney being arrested. Somehow, she was not impressed by my logic.
Thanks so much Cranky! Looks like you have a lot of impressive mix & match avatars all ready to go! You're adorable with or without the White House Backdrop!
I'm surprised nobody finds the incident a bit ... overkill. He just looks so smug being led away in plastic handcuffs (I know they're not plastic but whatever, they're not handcuffs, grr!). I find it worrying that a film actor is the one representing the issue at Capitol Hill - not because he's a film actor- but because shouldn't it be a full blown professional who assesses stuff like this?
Icy - thanks for stopping by. I can remember when Paul Newman was accused of the same thing - but to me he is "The Man" & could do no wrong! ha ha I honestly don't think Mr. Clooney is doing any of it for self-promotion. And the way the world is now - we could use more Champions for even other causes.
Oh, I was referring to Paul Newman as "The Man"! As Melanie Griffith said in "Nobody's Fool" ...."You're a man among men"! Clooney, of course - is not Chopped Liver. But enough about my fantasy life - ha ha