Oh George... just because you didn't win the Oscar for Best Actor in the "Descendants" - you shouldn't act out like this!
You know it's more important just to be nominated, right?
You aren't having an "O Brother Where Art Thou" Flashback; are you?
I don't know about the average folk; but all of us Stargazers were stunned when we heard the big Celebrity News,
"GEORGE CLOONEY GOT ARRESTED"!
What for? Wearing Red Boxers with a Black Tux? Ouu!
No, it turns out that he was led away in handcuffs in front of the Sudanese Embassy in D.C. - trying to shine a celebrity-light on the situation in Sudan.
Yes, it was a simple protest; calling on Omar Al-Bashir, an alleged War-Criminal to stop the violence & allow humanitarian aid into the country.
Thank G-d he wasn't alone; his 78 year old Father & a gaggle of Politicians were shackled & hauled off to Jail with him.
To his credit; Clooney went to Sudan 6 times & recently spent time with President Obama going over this issue - as well as speaking on Capitol Hill before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee.
Well, after the "Bread & Water Buffet"; Clooney post forfeited $100 Bond & within hours was released into the loving hands of Marilyn Sands & said "First arrest & hope it's my last"!
While in my custody; and after a bottle of my cheap wine, I might add; he told me the whole story & it's not pretty...
He has a record. A lonnnng record; and these photos don't lie:
As for all those Revolving-Door-Women on Clooney's arm?
They're... "Working Girls"!**
** Oh, what the heck - they're just truly Beautiful Women - but how funny is that?
Oh, BTW - I "slapped him on the wrist" - and he liked it!