No, I didn't have a Chimichanga - it was a simple Hot Fudge Sundae with Nuts!
Some people can't remember their dreams - but I can:
10) When we hit 1,000 Hits - Money would come out of our Computers!
9) We got an automatic EP on our Birthday!
8) A Reader's Dog and/or Cat could also Comment on the same article! That could mean 2 Comments per household!
7) You got an EP with an asterisk if you didn't use WTF!
6) If you got 20 Ratings or more on one Blog - you got a Once-Only Ticket to watch "The Editor Pick Process"!
5) That person would then have to be killed!
4) Immediately after Posting an article - there'd be a Cookie!
3) For every year of writing on OS - your Butt Size would go up one! Or maybe it's just me!
2) If you could prove you had a Sex Change Operation, lost 200 Pounds by only eating Rhubarb or **had Sex with a Republican - you got an EP and an OS Bumper Sticker that says "MY LIFE SUCKS WORSE THAN YOURS"!
And #1) All Spammers were safely in Hell!
** Okay - in some cases... had Sex with a Democrat!
Feels like "The Last Days of Pompeii"!