...TOM CRUISE to be Free!
We have something in common right off the bat - we were Born on the same day - but different
Deca Cults! ha ha
Actually, I was looking for a New Religion - and if it has anything to do with jumping up & down on Sofas - count me in!
Remember the time when we enjoyed our favorite Movie or TV Star's Performances without knowing what they Drank, Smoked, Party Affiliation - or whether their Spiritual Life seemed Loopy?
Compared to our stellar choices in life, of course!
"Born on The 4th of July", "The Firm", "Far and Away" - nobody can say he's not a great Actor. Truth be told; I like the married to a Movie Star part - but we don't have to go to Services or get in a Space Ship or anything, do we?
I'm not sayin' that's the reason for the Split - for all we know; he didn't put the Cap on the Toothpaste - but my suggestion is to find a woman who's already into Scientology - instead of starting from Scratch!
Yeah, someone who wouldn't mind having a 9 pound Bowel Movement without an Epidural!
But I don't like knocking other's Religions - live & let live...unless there's Kool Aid involved. Okay - and Funny Hats!
I hear Scientologists view Life like a Game; in which everyone can Win & no one need Lose.
See Folks, that's not bad at all. But come to think of it - that's exactly what those bums said when I was playin' 3 Card Monte!
But I digress from why I'm Single & that's the point of writing this & competing with Lezlie! ha ha
A great Gal; by the way! So, if she can hold out; so can I!
I'm not actually Holding Out as much as holding it in! But that's between me & my Skanks. I mean "Spanx"! No wonder I was ignored at Bloomindale's!
As for my Tommy; I'm waiting for his Call. Like they used to say...
"He can put his Slippers next to my Bed anytime"! Yeah, I'll take you where you've never been before...Earth!